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Every North American should read this...

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money.  A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective. 
 
 A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

 B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

 C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

 D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

 E.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate 
our government is spending it.

 While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division 
. .

 Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans .  Interesting number, what does it mean?

 A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every 
man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

 B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home 
gets $1,329,787.

 C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

  Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! .. Are all your calculators broken??


 Tax his land,
 Tax his wage,
 Tax his bed in which he lays.
 Tax his tractor,
 Tax his mule,
 Teach him taxes is the rule.
 Tax his cow,
 Tax his goat,
 Tax his pants,
 Tax his coat.

 Tax his ties,
 Tax his shirts,
 Tax his work,
 Tax his dirt.

 Tax his tobacco,
 Tax his drink,
 Tax him if he tries to think.

 Tax his booze,
 Tax his beers,
 If he cries,
 Tax his tears.

 Tax his bills,
 Tax his gas,
 Tax his notes,
 Tax his cash.

 Tax him good and let him know
 That after taxes, he has no dough.

 If he hollers,
 Tax him more,
 Tax hi m! until h e's good and sore.

 Tax his coffin,
 Tax his grave,
 Tax the sod in which he lays.
 Put these words upon his tomb,
 "Taxes drove me to my doom!"

 And when he's gone, We won't relax,
 We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

 Accounts Receivable Tax
 Building Permit Tax
 CDL License Tax
 Cigarette Tax
 Corporate Income Tax
 Dog License Tax
 Federal Income Tax
 Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
 Fishing License Tax
 F ood License Tax
 Fuel Perm it Tax
 Gasoline Tax
 Hunting License Tax
 Inheritance Tax
 Inventory Tax
 IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
 IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
 Liquor Tax,
 Luxury Tax,
 Marriage License Tax,
 Medicare Tax,
 Property Tax,
 Real Estate Tax,
 Service charge taxes,
 Social Security Tax,
 Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
 Sales Taxes,
 Recreational Vehicle Tax,
 School Tax,
 State Income Tax,
 State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
 Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
 Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
 Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
 Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
 Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
 Telephone Stateand Local Tax,
 Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
 Utility Tax,
 Vehicle License Registration Tax,
 Vehicle Sales Tax,
 Watercraft Registration Tax,
 Well Permit Tax,
 Workers Compensation Tax.

 Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. 
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?  Can you spell 'politicians!'

 And I still have to "press 1" for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

 What the heck happened?????