12:02:00 PM EDT
The young and the duckless
What a beautiful weekend, and so far a beautiful day. I'm out on our back porch having my coffee, and I can hear quacking noises....immediately I remember our ducks. We have pool, and the cover always fills in with water no matter what we do. Three years ago I noticed two ducks on the edge of the pool. A male mallard and a female. Every year my dogs would run them off, or myself. I would hate to think what pool water would do to them once we open it and add all the chemicals.
This year only the female showed up. I noticed her last week, and Dakota quickly ran her off. Today I hear two or more ducks....so I pull my jedi silent move and check it out. There are two females in the pool just swimming along. I wonder where the male went? Is it girl ducks day out. Has she chosen a alternative lifestyle and found love with the female duck? Are they both widows consoling each other?
I know I put way too much thought in these things...lol I just feel kind of strange without the male showing up...is he detained at the border, running late, or has he moved on not finding love in his partner of 3 years? Okay, enough coffee. I must get busy...working tonight.
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Perhaps the male is being served in an orange sauce.
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LOL...you are easily amused my friend. Hope you are having a great week! Love, Shelly
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Glad to see you're back among us.....been worried. Ducks - too funny. Maybe she has the right idea...ditch the men!!!!!!!!
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Maybe your pool has become a singles hot spot and the males just haven’t found it yet do to bad club promoting. Do to mislabeling in a rolodex the club promoter in stead of running an ad in playduck and duckoriasecret, the promoter ran ads in Betternests magazines. Unfortunately your pool is going to become a hot spot for spinster ducks. Sigh… I wish I had a pool, I’d even settle for one with spinster ducks.
Love, Sebastian
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5/19/07 2:24 PM
I wonder too, where your mallard has gone. He was probably gay.
I've missed you. How are things?
Hugs, Barb
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