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Hearing Smashing Pumpkins
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11:20:00 PM EDT
Hearing Smashing Pumpkins
I'm dum dum dum dum dum dum....and all that jazz
Summer is almost here, and I am no closer to being in bikini shape than I was last summer.....damn the cruel reality of being a girl that likes her meat, potatoes, sweets, and brew...and in that order if you don't mind...lol Oh well, it doesn't matter that your a bit on the "voplumptious" side...super thin chicks are not hot, and curves, and shapely body parts, and flying squirrel wings (arms) are totally hot. Yeah baby, yeah.
I keep telling myself that, and sometimes on " a good day" I will go along with it, but I truly wish I would have worked harder at the gym, and cut out some of the above items out sooner. There could be way worse things to worry over. Still I shake my angry fist at the skinny girls, and plot their demise. They must have a weakness. Cookies, chips...something besides taking up room on the treadmills at the gym,constantly drinking coffee and smoking cigs. I wonder if we could add some sort of heavy calories to cigs, and coffee. Smoke that cigarette, and chug the coffee, and in a mere six months you too can have a large round ass, and the gym is the last place you want to be in those stretchy pants of yours...ha ha.
I could gather a posse of angry well fed women, and we could take them down and force them to eat sweets for long periods of time...now that would be amazing. We could show cheesy commercials of the their weight gain "progress" in tiny swim suits, and at the bottom of the screen run a disclaimer that states: "results not typical" or "just six minutes of sweets a day for results" hmmmmmm. Do I sound bitter? Okay, I'm only kidding....people are beautiful no matter what their size, some people are just pretty on the inside.....STILL shaking my angry fist. (what a work out)
Anyway, I was in my friends wedding last Saturday. I was standing up there thinking to myself "self you are 41 years old, and in a huge pink strapless dress....how did I get here, where does this highway lead to, this is not my wonderful life, this is not beautiful wife" sorry off track with the "talking heads" I have found lyrics to music relate to every occurrence in life...no matter what I can come up with lyrics from a song that fit perfectly......ummmm perfectly to me.
My point which nobody knows BUT ME is my friend is 26, and her friends also in the wedding are around that age give or take couple of years, and they are tiny little things too, plus way younger? What am I doing up here with these girls? Pink roses, older, and with an audience no less. I wonder how I find myself in this situation.
Wonderful friends, and a great wedding, but me.. pink dress, shiny even? I am so glad I wore my black undies...my small way of rebelling...lol my shout out to the glory days of distrust of such a gathering of conservatives. A small, pathetic display...but something. So I felt like a total loon, but on the sunny side my makeup and hair were spectacular! My friends are in Mexico honeymooning, and all is well. Andy still loves me after that display, and my kids still claim me..so a happy ending. P.S. the dress is in the trash...ah that makes me smile...it's the little things I swear.
I feel prettyyyy...oh so prettyyyyyyy lmfao
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Where have you been...LOL..just checking to see if you have done any entries lately...hope all is well with you! Hugs,TerryAnn
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Well, I dont know what you look like in a bikini......
But you have a very beautiful face, and a very kind heart. -
Love the picture.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard -
ROFL....I so could have written this too....my friend is gettin married in Oct. I may not wear ANY undies (except that miracle slip) Thank GOD she chose black for us!
8/5/07 10:38 PM
Sharon:)