COnfessions of a MAD Antique Dealer

FEDEX was verylate picking up the super radio we sold on ebay...to a man in Florida, who thinks it was his mothers from NYC.  I wasnt, becuase it was in a JEWISH family since 1930, and the man is CUBAN, but I didnt wasnt to disallusion him, and ruin his fantasy, or the deal.  The ruck has our wrong name. It was sent to Granddys Attack. They were looking for a paintball store.  When  they finally arrived after a series of emails to FLORIDA, the driver, called FEDEX and spoke to a guy named ABUDUL who sent out the erroneous papers.   It must have ben ABDUL BIN ANUS>

John went to a ladies house to day and bought a bunch of real antiques.   A real Boston rocker, an 1850 NICE solid cherry 4 drawer dresser on legs, an 1850 pine dresser, an 18th Century opr older Bevel Panel oak blanket chest with two drawer, at first glance english, but might be pilgrim??? ALso a primitive painted work table, orignal green paint and marble inset top, a modern demi lune tall curio, a beveled glass windwo C1880, a beverled mirror C 1880 in walnut...a strange coffeee table made from parts of an 18 C scalloped cherry table. The top is glass, which beneath sits a French needle and petit point bell pull., a early 19c tapered hepplewhite drop leaf, CHERY TABLE

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