COnfessions of a MAD Antique Dealer

I have to explain what this blog is...Its an experiment in a strange form of creativity...with no rhyme or reason for everything I write...and pictures and descriptions do not have to go hand in hand. Its part reality,part fiction,part art.....I never really know what I am going to write until I write it... Yesterday, I just photographed a wonderful lady who comes into my store...dressed in patriotic colors, then went off making up a description that didnt really befit her...It was where reality ended and fictional writing begins. The poetry is real, the recipes are real, the photos are real, but a lot of the discourse is fantasy. When I start rambling about politics....you can bet it really comes from the heart, but lots of other stuff....is poetic liscense, SO if I over exaggerate, or insulte, or denegrate, please do not be offended,...any more than if I use the word shit , or fuck, or other meaningless cuss words.... I invent things...like LEPROSY DOLL.....as if she were a real living being...there its obvious that she is a Fig NEWTON of my imagination...I got a note from the PAtriotic LADY who was offended by my invented description.....which does not befit her....she is a very wondrful lady and I like her a lot...I guess she wasnt tuned in to my sense of the rediculous..so I say publicly here to the entire world, I am sorry for the image I created,,,  So for those of you who thought I was almost perfect...(OY is he a mishigeneh) this proves I am not. (no shit)!!! But joking aside, I never mean to insult anyone, except the bastards in WASHINGTON, who I cannot say enough bad things about...when I say nasty or evil things about them I REALLY MEAN IT.....I even insult myself...remember the other day....I called myself ugly, when I was with the GOV of NEW MEXICO..then suddenly, both our photos disappeared.....and still cant find out why?

RECIPE: ATKINS low carb Lamb stew.......  brown one onion in your favorite oil...then brown a few pounds of neck bones of lamb.  Add some of the veggies you are allowed...like chopped cabbage, brussel sprouts, turnip, even lettuce, the kind woth no carbs. Add salt and black pepper to taste...some like tarragon...some like it with cinnamon flavor....ad a few pinches of oregano to either. A few slices of fresh ginger will perk it up and throw in four or five cloves of fresh shopped garlic.Cover with water and simmer slowly,,half way threw cooking...about 45min, add a half a cup of tomatoe sauce(withno sugar) for color and a little flavor) Remember no potoates,tomatoes, carrots, and other high  carb veggies.  It wont be carb free, but,, you will be way down there on the carb list.   YOU can make it Eastern European style by after the browning process with onions, add a large can of sour kraut...and water to cover. If necessary to sweeten it up use equal...a little at a time...WHen all cooked and ready to serve, add a tablespoon of sourcream to the pot...for a creamy look and flavor...and again, it will be very low in carbs, and very tasty... An option for the second recipe, is to add carroway seeds in the begining of the cooking process.

REMEMBER DON STREWART WHO SENT ME A GREEN MONEY CLOTH, AND A MIRACLE RAG...SENT TO ME, BUDDY LUBMAN, BUT BUDDY IS MY DOG....AND HE WRITES HE"LOVES" ME...YEP, HE LOVES MY DOG.AND WRITING TO ME TO COME SEE HIM IN PERSON...ON HIS MONEY RASINING CRUSADES....I GUESS HE NEEDS A NEW YACHT OR LEER JET, BUT JERRY FALWELLS FAMILY HAS A FEW USED ONES NOW FOR SALE... Well I wonder if my Dog Buddy would bite him in his greedy ass if I took BuD Bud(his nic name) to see this hypocritical bastard, who takes money from the poor, to line his pockets, while promising them all kinds of finantial miracles..Click on to his webside for a laugh or two...and keep your checkbook locked up.

Buddy, I am coming to your area for 3 Special Miracle Services. I want to pray for you there. RESERVE THESE DATES!
Click on this link,

Don Stewart Crusade

to let me know which service you will be attending so I can look for you there.  

Friday August 10th   2007 @ 7:00 PM Boston, MA
Marriott Boston Copley Place
110 Huntington Avenue
Boston , MA 02116

Saturday August 11th   2007 @ 2:00 PM New York City
Manhattan Center Studios
311 West 34th Street
New York , New York 10001

Sunday August 12th   2007 @ 2:00 PM Newark, NJ
Sheraton Newark Airport Hotel
128 Frontage Road
Newark, NJ 07114

Buddy,  if you have a need, you can have a Miracle!!! Watch your mailbox for my GREEN envelope containing COMPLIMENTARY tickets for you and your friends to attend these Miracle Services. You will have an opportunity to meet with me personally.

I love you,

Don Stewart

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• #1 Comment from hannnanc 
  7/7/07 12:54 AM | Permalink

  Maury,
  
  Thanks for your good apology.  It was a nice one, and I accept it.
  
  This is an interesting site, and I've only just begun looking at the photos and reading all the material.  I didn't read your political stuff yet, but I will.
  
  Did you ever read any of the "page a day" calendars with Bush's ridiculous comments?  Like, "I'd like to shake the hand of the man whose hand was severed by Saddam Hussain"!  He's been an awful President, but you have to laugh at his gaffes.  You have to laugh, so you won't cry!!  
  
  I visited the HoHoKus Memorial Park before going over to store on the 4th, because I was more in the mood to do that, than go to the Ridgewood Parade. All those brave men and some women who gave up their lives in WWI,WWII, Korea, Viet Nam, and the Gulf War listed on the marble monuments.  Someday there'll be a monument to this war, where not only our own men and women, but native born Iraqiis, have given their lives up in order for this Shiite and Suni hornet's nest to be released.  It is a mess.  Not to say our soldiers don't deserve the same honor and respect the earlier ones deserved.  It is such a shame though!
  
  Anyway, see you at the store soon, where I will again be browsing...
  N.