COnfessions of a MAD Antique Dealer

Well, I was gong to write a longer blog last night,...as I have been very negligent  lately....but the good part of this negligence is taht I am getting more rest, falling asleep, watching tv.......I havent had enough rest in a long time. My freind CHRIS got release from The Youth Correctional Facility in ANNANDALE(fancy name for minimum security prision, for younger offenders, who have the potential for rehabilitation)  So my level of worry is now less. Its hard being a GUy and a JEWISH MOther to the entire world....and still try to run a business in a Bushit Economy, and also try to be creative.....and although I got the world on a string, there is always someone trying to yank my yoyo right out from underme.

Well the POPE is coming to town. WOW!  I am so happy I can shit. What does this exactly mean.. The HOLY FATHER is coming to town... Well, I would rather have SANTA CLAUSE coming back to town...The pope is the head of a CHURCH....whose main intention is for its members to be good people. That is what their illustrious leader, Jesus of Bethlehem wanted. He preached to be good, don't judge others, DO unto others as you want them to do unto you.. WELL< I really agree with him..We see eye to eye. BUT, that is where it ends. There is no where in the bible, where Jesus says, well when I am dead, I want all you guys to write the NEW Testament.....( they did and there were many different versions, some even contradicting each other)  No where did Jesus say, "Looks its to hot here in the MID EAST, so I want you should move the center of this new religion that you will start to ITALY"  Then you should build this huge center of RELIGION that will take hundreds of years to build,  fill it with all kind of art and statues and paintings,,,,and fill the catacombs with more art and pornographic art.  You will have to tax the people very heavily to build this place and the head of it will be called the POPE. He will be able to communicate with GOD (and me--or all of us?) He has a direct line....He will not dress like me in HUMBLE clothing..but will wear embroidered satins and silks and robes and a huge hat(that makes him really look like an asshole).....and he will make decisions that will effect the entire world..Like NO contraceptives, although its use might save  hundreds.millions from starving and disease over the centuries.......so now the POPE, that Jesus never mentioned is coming to town and NY or the USA will spend MILLIONS of Dollars on his security...MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of tax payers money...who are not necessarily Catholic...who do not want to see him or hear his BS.....this money could be serving the work of JEsus....by feeding the hungry and healing the sick..instead of protecting the POPE and his POPEMOBILE>.. He has really no effect upon anything. he says he prays for peace..well you know what SO DO I>>>>>

Now maybe General MOtors or FORD shuld come out with a commercial POPEMOBILE and we can all have one...and they can donate a percentage of the profit to the poor.

For those of you who might think that the above was disrespectful...It was not. For those of you who do not know, I have written a very respectful, historical, comical, and loving book about JESUS.. Called Jesus Christ in Search of HIMSELF. It is already copywritten, and has been read by RANDOM house and they like it and told me how toedit it to be printed. You might get a taste of it from the above ...There is a funny chapter when the reincarnated Jesus, meets up with the POPE. The Pope doenst knwo tha tit is JEsus and they have a talk...kind of funny.......

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