COnfessions of a MAD Antique Dealer

Dotty brought in the ingredients today to make tuna salad...Dotty is very fond of the guys and she knows they are addicted to Tuna FISH.....so today, she brought in the best of the best to make tuna ala JUAN....I was invited by the boys to join them.....well, we are like family....and I would say the relationship in the store..employees and management is very close. Since I spend most of my life in the store, I would like it to be pleasant...happy...enjoyable...when possible...which is usually!!!   I made a tuna sandwich, bit in....and well......was overwhelmed with flavor.....like this was the best tuna sandwich I ever had in my life..... Juan added chopped onion, tomato,a tremendous amount of chopped cilantro, lime juice and a little mayo....just a little, it wasn't a mushy mess, like most tuna. salad...it was still dry and chunky.....and...for good luck, Juan put in a little magic green hot sauce.  I only had three sandwiches...if that gives you an idea of how delish it was.....

KINK ALERT...  ASHTON KUTCHER said he loves to go out of his home in the morning and pee in his yard..he says it makes him feel like a cave man....NOW my life is complete....I know t he truth....and isn't that real NEWS....AOL, is really desperate for news......I think the media is really sick....maybe, if they had a portion of the AOL screen, or newspaper, or magazine, that they called SILLY NEWS, or KINKY NEWS....or BIZARRE News....it would be kind of funny...but when the MEDIA puts this out front..as REAL NEWS, well......it really shows that our society is in danger of imploding on itself....at least they should have had photos.....close ups...NO BIG THING!!!!(LOL)

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