COnfessions of a MAD Antique Dealer

Today I got more junk phone calls.....than any ot her day ever.....Immediately in the morning...I got two calls from INDIAN MEN....talking about the Internet Yellow pages..we usually get a few calls a week, but not two in one day.....and I AM ON THE NO CALL LIST....I will not repeat what I told them, except....it included  flying to INDIA with a knife,, and that I would have their body parts removed if they ever call again.  Then there were two similar calls from women, one again INDIAN and the other one....maybe American...... Then there was an offer of borrowing 250,000dollars for a business loan...I pushed the ONE button and got connected to a "representative" who I told to "go fuck your self...I am on the NO CALL LIST""and he  got all flustered and said....really I will suck your dick....."when he heard what he said he said..."NO I MEAN........."I hung up before he was able to straighten out  his phrases and his mind...and there were three more such calls....another one was from an alternate PHONE COMPANY, and another from a CREDIT card company who wanted to give me a bet ter deal......and every few minutes, the phone rang for something..and some times two and three at a time.... It was phone madness.

I had wanted to post photos of SUSAN and FRANKS BABY but I cant do it from this computer, or..maybe its the program.....Today I got up a littler earlier to go to VOTWE for the local election..but to my surprise the election wasnt today.......So I called myself schmuck a few times and went to work.  Didnt buy anything much today ..but a very nice oak dresser, all refinished with an oval mirror.....u[pon instpection, we think we had sold this 20 years ago at an auction.....it was our "finish"....and out repro hardware.

Adult entertainment superstar Ron Jeremy has surfaced on the PETA website, in a video interview where he opines on what KFC should do to make their food more cruelty free. Jeremy, a man who's no stranger to the phrase "finger-lickin' good", wants the Colonel to raise his prices by a few cents a bucket and invest in more humane farming techniques.

ROM JEREMY PORN STAR REPRESETS PETA IN ANTI CRUELTY

While it remains to be seen how much influence Jeremy will have over the chicken-eating public, he and PETA are a nice fit - an organization committed to public nudity in a good cause, and a man whose drumstick is already familiar to millons of adult film enthusiasts. Can we expect to see Ron crouched naked in a cage in Covent Garden in the near future? And is it weird to be looking forward to that?

RECIPE FOR AN INTERESTING DISH.....Strange Chicken SAlad

In a deep bowl, put chunks of boiled or roast chicken, one inch pieces, ad cubes of ripe avocado,crumbled blue cheese, blue cheese dressing, tobasco sauce, table spoon of  finely chopped onion, tablespoon of fresh chopped cilantro,(optional) a tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil...

Options: corn kernals,chopped parsely,olvies, capers,pimentos,water chestnuts, macadmia,pine or other nuts, chunks of pineapple, apple, tangerine slices...etcetc.

Another options: Instead of other saauces or cheeses, use a teriaki ginger dressing......

I ask all the BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS, and other religious fundamentalists...WHERE WAS YOUR GOD DURING THE CYCLONE.......??

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