COnfessions of a MAD Antique Dealer

That Gorgeous little girl above is not Shirley Temple, but in my humble opinion really looks like her. She is non other than, my GOD child...SUSAN ANN in Veresegehaz, a suburb of Budapest, as HOHOKUS is a Suburb of NYC.  He baby brother DANIEL, was born just two days ago..and eventually I will figure out how to put his picture on the blog...and his adoring and adorable mother SUSAN.

My sister called me today, filled with jubilation and excitement....I thought maybe she won the lottery, or a bag of money was thrown from a passing BRINKS truck and landed on her lawn. BUT, the news is quite interesting...The people that I met in HUNGARY two years ago, who shared the same name as my Grandmothers maiden name.....continued to do research to see if we were related.  I agreed to meet them by a statue in the park...of....I think it was Franz List...... Frank, the DADDY of Shirly TEMPLE and DANIEL.....sat with me on a wonderful perfect day... At some point I looked up and saw an attractive woman, who very much resembled my sister strolling down the auto-less street, or mall.  "Frank, I bet thats her....thats GABBY...look at her, she looks like a slightly younger ARLENE...the cheek bones,m the facial structure...." I walked up to her and asked, "Are You GABBY?"......YES!!! How did you know....."You really look like family....my siter Arlene ( with whom she had communicated by email"  After a few laughs, we went to a wonderful restaurant to eat...."(what else do JEWS do when they get together. They eat, and eat some more, and then tell stories of real estate deals that they could have, wouldhave, and should have made.."  GAbby emailed Arlene that they somehow found papers....documents of my Great Grandparents...(and they got the names right..there o doubt" and a marriage certificate of EMIL, one of my Grandmothers older brothers...18 years her senior... SO we are related....but at this point I am not sure how GABBY and We are related....besides the high cheek bones, the hazel eyes (with a twinkle) and the nose.  Another co incidence is that her CHILDREN go to a JEWISH SCHOOL that was set up by ESTEELAUDER FOUNDATION........and the coincidence is that Estee Lauder grew up in the same house as my mother in BROOKLYN, on OCEAN Parkway......Her Father was UNCLE JOHNS brother, who married my Mothers AUNT ANNA....I think they all lived in that house with a HUNGARIAN Great Grandmother on my GRANDFATHERS SIDE...and GABBY was on my GRANDMOTHERS SIDE.....
Now just look at those punims (Yiddish word for faces....actually its also HEBREW..with the "IM" ending.Those are two of the cutest faces on the planet..almost too cute to be real...and now, becuase of polution, they are endangered....The eucalyptus trees suffer from the Carbon in the air...and...Those threes are the only source of food and water that these KOALAs get. No trees no bears...so damn sad.....We just have to figure out how to clean up the planet...The first step is to rid our selves of REPUBLICAN POLUTION....big corporations that pollute.....not that, Democrats cant pollute..I willnot be just one sided.

I was snubbed.....I was not invited to the wedding......and I heard that it is being held under a huppa, with Glatt Kosher caterers......but then again, you know how rumors are...And I just can hear GEORge W say to his daughter...Ma-zeel tuff you all!!

I only wish her what ever happyness she deserves..and I am not the one who decides this...The GREAT SPIRIT.....will not blame her for the sins of her father and grandfather and great grandfather...I wish her to rise up, and give unto the world something, to soften the blow of the pain and suffering her family has caused. My she live and prosper and produce a child, that might rise to theoccasion to bring great and positive change to the planet..and make up for the damage her DNA has done before her.  Let the futer member of the dynasty produce something wonderful, positive and uplifting. And it will come to pass. This is a prohesy.... You can say  you saw it here first....if you are lucky enough to be around. AMEN

BOYCOTT EXXON MOBIL AND WALMART.....THEY ARE BOTH VERY EVIL

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