Inspiration

And in Honor of Mothers Day!

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:	SAFER:	SAFEST:	ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?	Wow, you sure look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?	Could we be overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn't over-do it today.	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...

And men who need a warning.

And remember : Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!

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• #10 Comment from mleppard06 
  5/12/08 6:14 AM | Permalink

  LMAO....hope you had a good mother's day, take care mrs t xx
• #9 Comment from thegirlnexdoor77 
  5/11/08 1:18 AM | Permalink

  LOL...wishing you a wonderful Mothers day!  Hugs,TerryAnn
• #8 Comment from randlprysock 
  5/11/08 12:41 AM | Permalink

  LOL  these crack me up!!!  Especially that safe, safer, safest chart!  Wishing you a very happy Mother's Day!
  Lisa
• #7 Comment from chat2missie 
  5/10/08 6:10 PM | Permalink

  Very funny and true!
  Missie
• #6 Comment from valphish 
  5/10/08 10:47 AM | Permalink

  Oh, this is funny.  Thanks for the laugh.  Happy Mother's Day to you, Rosemary!!  Love, Val =) xox
  http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ThereisaSeason