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Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Things just haven't been too kosher with Odalis Perez and just about everyone in the Dodgers' management. While management seems to have squatted a taken a dump on Odalis a couple of times this season, Perez has upped the ante in the Dickhead Poker Stakes.
When Perez was jerked from the starting rotation, he put the brakes on this charity program that brought inner city kids to the park for the games he started. However, now that is back in the rotation, he has not reinstated the program because he said the Dodgers didn't give him enough recognition for his charity work. Remember, charity is not about helping others so much as it is being seen.
Odalis might be living on a different planet than the rest of the human race these days. He thinks he pitched well in his last start, even though he was hit harder than the Indians' bullpen most nights of the week. Plus, the guy is downright fat these days. Bartolo Colon is not as large as Perez, who once was skinny. Seems to me Odalis is hitting the bong, losing his grip on reality, then pigging out at the AM PM to satisfy those munchies.
Speaking of losing one's grip, Ben Roethlisberger’ flies over the handle bars of a motorcycle, and battle lines are immediately drawn as the Helmet Zealots point the accusatory finger at Ben's intelligence. Of course, there was counter attack from those who think the government has no right to mandate whether idiots can choose splatter the brains across a freeway. These counter attackers have one of two names: bikers or Libertarians.
Let me explain why the government does have a right to mandate people have to wear helmets. Every time one of these people dies on the freeway, the rest of the public is held hostage to a long traffic snarl. A guy wipes out on a bike and lives, they just throw him into an ambulance and haul his bike away, and traffic starts moving again. Guys dies, and the entire freeway is shut down for an investigation. Why should the public's precious time be wasted because Mr. Ride Free spread his brains across the carpool lane? Fuck you, Bobby McGee, you ain't that free.
If you feel strongly about this, you should email this Dan Drexler at lpinhq@lpin.org. He's an old high school buddy, who doesn't have much to do now that he quitthe private sector to be the Executive Director of the Indiana Libertarian Party. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you. Last time I posted his email address, he had to call off the Libertarian attack dogs before they were hurt. Tell Dan you are tired of his party advocating that fuck ups be allowed to destroy your way of life.
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Two Dunces
When Perez was jerked from the starting rotation, he put the brakes on this charity program that brought inner city kids to the park for the games he started. However, now that is back in the rotation, he has not reinstated the program because he said the Dodgers didn't give him enough recognition for his charity work. Remember, charity is not about helping others so much as it is being seen.
Odalis might be living on a different planet than the rest of the human race these days. He thinks he pitched well in his last start, even though he was hit harder than the Indians' bullpen most nights of the week. Plus, the guy is downright fat these days. Bartolo Colon is not as large as Perez, who once was skinny. Seems to me Odalis is hitting the bong, losing his grip on reality, then pigging out at the AM PM to satisfy those munchies.
Speaking of losing one's grip, Ben Roethlisberger’ flies over the handle bars of a motorcycle, and battle lines are immediately drawn as the Helmet Zealots point the accusatory finger at Ben's intelligence. Of course, there was counter attack from those who think the government has no right to mandate whether idiots can choose splatter the brains across a freeway. These counter attackers have one of two names: bikers or Libertarians.
Let me explain why the government does have a right to mandate people have to wear helmets. Every time one of these people dies on the freeway, the rest of the public is held hostage to a long traffic snarl. A guy wipes out on a bike and lives, they just throw him into an ambulance and haul his bike away, and traffic starts moving again. Guys dies, and the entire freeway is shut down for an investigation. Why should the public's precious time be wasted because Mr. Ride Free spread his brains across the carpool lane? Fuck you, Bobby McGee, you ain't that free.
If you feel strongly about this, you should email this Dan Drexler at lpinhq@lpin.org. He's an old high school buddy, who doesn't have much to do now that he quitthe private sector to be the Executive Director of the Indiana Libertarian Party. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you. Last time I posted his email address, he had to call off the Libertarian attack dogs before they were hurt. Tell Dan you are tired of his party advocating that fuck ups be allowed to destroy your way of life.
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