A Ticket To Ride

Too Funny Preamble to The Saturday Six -on Sunday. Again:    

White House Breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
  George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...
   

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."        

The Saturday Six -Episode 98     

1. Whatis the most difficult aspect of your current job?  

A. Yeah, Forced Retirement is a bitch. *wink*

2. What is the easiest aspect of your job?  

A. The fact that I don't have one.

3. How many keys are there on your key ring right now? Are you able to recall exactly what every key on your key ring actually unlocks?  

A. 5. And, yep!

4. Take this quiz (if you haven't already!): What kind of an elitist are you?

  


Name the era, and you can name every artist from it. You've got an eye for design and a knack for feng shui. Color schemes, architecture, and objt d'art - these are all your forts.
What people love: You're the perfect person to shop with.
What people hate: They have to clean their house whenever you come over.


1512 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 9006 times.
17% of people had this result.

5. What is your least favorite ethnic food, and what makes it your least favorite?  

A. Wow, what a stumper! I've never met a food I didn't like. Suffice to say, I'm not a big fan of the Curry.  

6. If you were a different person, but were to meet someone identical to who you are and how you behave right now, would you likely be friends with that person? Why or why not?  

A. Of course "I'd" be friends with me. But! If I were another person, how the heck would I know how that "other person" would feel? LOL! I'm just Joshin' ya, Patrick. Actually, I'm a pretty alright chick; I'm up for grabs, any takers?

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• #2 Comment from perkysgrl 
  2/28/06 2:10 PM | Permalink

  (((Barbie)))
  
  Hope all is going well in SD for you!!
  
  Big hugs and love to you and yours!!
  
  Hugs,
  ~Pickles~
• #1 Comment from cdittric77 
  2/27/06 4:17 PM | Permalink

  Glad to see that you are feeling better :)
  
  Charley
  http://journals.aol.com/CDittric77/Courage