DATING TIPS FOR PSYCHOPATHS

Not that it makes the slightest bit of difference or relevance, but I’m finally back online. This damned computer, see, was hopelessly on the fritz for the last two or so weeks ... something about our ‘ETHERNET’ connection. It might have helped had I even the faintest idea what the hell an ‘ETHERNET’ is and what it’s supposed to do or not do.

Irregardless, yours truly rolled up his sleeves and got down and dirty trying to get this contraption into some kind of working order without really knowing what the hell I was doing.

Well, through some occult process or other, I ‘jeryrigged’ the device so that it’s now working almost normally.

ALMOST.

Now whenever I press the ‘SHIFT’ key, the coffee-maker comes on. And when I press the key for the question mark, Pennie’s vibrator inexplicably turns itself on.

Watch:

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Excuse me now ... I’m being paged.