DATING TIPS FOR PSYCHOPATHS

Boy, the Chino, California City Council must have a shitload of free time on their hands!   Not too long ago, this august political entity passed an ordinance fining anybody  $500 for detonating - I’m serious - an atomic bomb within city limits.

Stupidity, I’m afraid, is not solely confined to those of us here in God’s country:

In Johannesburg, South Africa a man recently shot his 49-year old friend 4 times in the face, seriously wounding him ... obviously.   It turns out that the two rocket scientists were shooting beer cans off the top of each other’s heads using rifles and live ammunition.

Then there was this broad in Germany who read somewhere that Cleopatra used to take baths in camel’s milk ... it was obviously a cut above ‘OIL OF OLAY’.   At any rate, ignoring the rarity of German camels, this beauty-conscious babe stole a camel from the local zoo one night.   When she got the beast home, she discovered to her chagrin that the camel’s name was, ’OTTO’.

But there are plenty of masterminds right here in the Land of the Free:

Like the 23-year old man in Wichita, Kansas who was arrested at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.

And recently, a dude right here in Los Angeles, who later claimed, ‘HE WAS TIRED OF WALKING’, ripped-off a steamroller and led police on a hair-raising, high-speed chase of up to 3MPH.

And I just thought of something:

If everything and everybodyin Chino, California is reduced to a smoldering pile of debris, who the hell is going to hand-out the damned ticket?