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Monday, January 10, 2005
January 2005
Sunday, January 9, 2005
1:13:00 PM EST
Hearing James Molina

Colts-Broncos Preview

There are a number of reasons that the Colts are going to show Denver what it means to get robbed of their playoff hopes two years in a row.  I plan on naming just a few as my ability to write has been limited, similar to the way that the Broncos are going to be limited total yards at the RCA dome.

 

  1. Jake Plummer thinks that he can come out of the woods and intimidate players with his caveman looks, the way Lyle Alzado did for the Raiders.  Well that kind of intimidation by looks is reserved only for DB’s and linebackers, and Jake Plummer looks like a 4 year old all other times of the year.  Not to mention he threw about as many interceptions this year as if my 4 year old niece were throwing the pigskin for the Broncos.
  2. John Lynch is a prick.  I hope he trips someone in the first 5 minutes of the game and the officials eject him on the fact that he is just a plain prick.
  3. Peyton Manning remembers what he did last year to the Broncos, 5 drives, all where points were put on the board.  31-3 at the half; come on?  The only thing that could make this worse for the Broncos is that this year, the Colts now have 3 wide receivers that surpassed 1,000 yards.  Don’t ever forget that, it is going to be a long NEVER before that ever happens again. 
  4. I am bored at this point writing about what is going to happen Sunday afternoon.  I want to fast forward to next week when The Colts visit Captain Metrosexual and his balanced yet penetrable family.  Good weather or not, the only thing that is going to beleft on the field after the Colts beat the Patriots in Foxboro is Tom Brady?s lipstick and compact, because Dwight Freeney is going to eat Brady?s panties by the end of the first half.  Circles are going to be run around a defense that already is hurting at the prospect of Richard Seymour joining Cry Law on the sideline, drinking tea and waiting for their leader to just finish the game so they can go cry and get manicures. 

That?s it; tonight I will be having dreams of Jacksonville, and the bloodied field in Massachusetts.  Get out of our way Denver, lift up your skirts New England.



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  • #5 Comment from redcornt 
    2/3/05 7:20 PM Permalink
    THE COLTS WIN THERE DIVISION AND MAKE SUPER BOWL THEY WOULD JUST LOSE ON A GRASS FIELD LOOK OUT THOUGH IF ITS INDOORS
  • #4 Comment from redcornt 
    2/3/05 7:19 PM Permalink
    THE COLTS WIN THERE DIVISION AND MAKE SUPER BOWL THEY WOULD JUST LOSE ON A GRASS FIELD LOOK OUT THOUGH IF ITS INDOORS
  • #3 Comment from redcornt 
    2/3/05 7:19 PM Permalink
    THE COLTS WIN THERE DIVISION AND MAKE SUPER BOWL THEY WOULD JUST LOSE ON A GRASS FIELD LOOK OUT THOUGH IF ITS INDOORS
  • #2 Comment from redcornt 
    2/3/05 7:19 PM Permalink
    THE COLTS WIN THERE DIVISION AND MAKE SUPER BOWL THEY WOULD JUST LOSE ON A GRASS FIELD LOOK OUT THOUGH IF ITS INDOORS
  • #1 Comment from jdupont36 
    1/16/05 9:00 PM Permalink
    When are you couch potatoes going to give the Patriots their due, they are a TEAM.
    Remember their entrance in the Super Bowl, they entered as a team.
    There are no prima donna, there is a team.

    Tom Bradey always talk team.

    Patriots RULE