I'm A Survivor

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend it at Walmart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep the money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are basically the only products still produced in the USA .




Thank you for your help and please support the US

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• #6 Comment from gapurplescorpion 
  5/3/08 5:08 PM | Permalink

  Actually, I think we import weed from Columbia, don't we?  But meth is homemade.  (boy, that's supposed to be a joke but it's really just sad)
    I think I'll spent it on my daughter's college, that is in the USA!
  Joyce
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• #5 Comment from mamaof4qts 
  5/3/08 10:51 AM | Permalink

  hummmm, I've been thinking about a tattoo...LOL.  It does seem true though.  I WON'T be spending it at Wal Mart, I hate that store
  Jami
• #4 Comment from rusrhi 
  5/2/08 11:04 PM | Permalink

  well mine will go to car repairs, flea meds, and misc junk
  and I cant wait to get it
  anything new about Flat Stanley?
• #3 Comment from beachbumm0563 
  5/2/08 7:43 PM | Permalink

  YARD SALES!!!!!!!!!!!!
• #2 Comment from jfourb 
  5/2/08 5:08 PM | Permalink

  When mine comes I guess I'll just have to get a babysitter for the weekend and enjoy keeping the money in the US.
  
  How sad.
  
  Hugs,
  Julie