I'm A Survivor

Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell, 'stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed. The woman stopped and seconds later a brick fell and landed in her path.
A minute later or two, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed 'halt! Don’t cross the street now'. An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn't even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the woman asked out loud, "who are you?"
'I am your guardian angel' replied the voice. 'And I imagine you have some questions for me"
'You bet I do', the woman said. 'Where were you on my wedding day?'

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• #1 Comment from krmprm 
  5/6/08 9:19 AM | Permalink

  Too funny!  Did you ever think what you would change
  if you had a chance to go back and do it.  I probably
  wouldn't change anything,  because something worse
  might have taken place on the road not taken and I
  would not be the person that I am now because of the
  experiences I've had.  And my husband fathered
  wonderful children,  so I'd keep him for that reason
  alone (and others) Food for thought, anyway!   Pat