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Friday, October 26, 2007
3:21:00 PM EDT
Feeling Hopeful
Tags: >> >>> >>>>A virgin's worst nightmare >> >>> >>>>A girl asks >>her boyfriend to come over Friday night >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>for the first time. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist >>it's his first time and >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms >> >>>and >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>sex. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>thinks he >>will be rather busy, it beinghis first time and >> >>>all. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>offers to >>say grace and bows his head. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>with his head down. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>boyfriend, I >>had no idea you were this religious. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>father was a pharmacist. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>have a bad life!!! >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>&while i'm at it. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Because >>u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur >>life, >> >>>so >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>DO NOT BREAK
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Feeling Hopeful
a virgins worst nightmare
Tags: >> >>> >>>>A virgin's worst nightmare >> >>> >>>>A girl asks >>her boyfriend to come over Friday night >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>for the first time. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist >>it's his first time and >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms >> >>>and >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>sex. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>thinks he >>will be rather busy, it beinghis first time and >> >>>all. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>offers to >>say grace and bows his head. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>with his head down. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>boyfriend, I >>had no idea you were this religious. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>father was a pharmacist. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * * >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>have a bad life!!! >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>&while i'm at it. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>Because >>u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur >>life, >> >>>so >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>>DO NOT BREAK
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