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We'll Always Have Paris...I Guess
No, no,no. Not that Paris Hilton.
Yes. That's the one. Despite furious efforts by the army of lawyers deployed by the Hilton family, it seems that the Paris Hilton video, titled "One Night in Paris", the video that caused all the ruckus last year, is now being officially released. What's this movie all about, you (probably don't actually, but if you don't play along this entry is gonna have to end right here) ask?
Her camera-ready date for the evening is Rick Saloman, a Hollywood hanger-on and denizen of the Sunset Strip club scene, guides us into the decadent lifestyle of Paris Hilton. Paris seems to taunt the ghost of Conrad Hilton. She appears to enjoy rubbing her parents upturned noses in a blatantly obvious attempt to burn her family bridges, all the while enjoying her erotic indulgences.
Saloman is twitchy, sweaty, greasy and willing to give it all up in a heartbeat. One wonders why Paris would throw down with such a (admittedly good looking) cad who has such an obvious agenda. The smell of easy money is heady. A wallet for a heart wannabe, Saloman performs like a white, suburban kid at a rap concert, playing to the camera and boasting of his knack for getting Paris into the act.
Her role? The shy, 19-year-old heiress with an itch that Saloman is more than willing to scratch. 1 Night in Paris is like watching a surveillance film of the Hilton familys worst nightmare...(N)ight vision camera work keeps it discreet as Saloman works her like a rented mule.
A mule, eh...and a rented one at that. Something tells me Leonard Maltin did not write this review. Anyway, the video is out. Partake if you will.
As for me, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
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5/24/04 10:59 PM