The Other Shoe

In a somber and dignified ceremony, Palestinian Liberation Organization Chairman and mass murderer Yasser Arafat was laid to rest in his compound in Ramallah.

It is unknown how many mourners at the burial site were killed by bullets falling back to earth after having been fired into the air by Palestinian security forces. Additionally, it is still unclear how many mourners were killed or injured after Arafat's hearse drove into the crowd without warning, running over everyone in its path.

In both cases, Israeli authorities report the number as "smaller than we would like".

Sources inside the Satan Administration report that upon his arrival in Hell, Chairman Arafat received a "very warm" welcome indeed.

Good, as I noted earlier, riddance.

-posted by Charlie Eklund  

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• #1 Comment from jerseystasko 
  11/12/04 11:26 AM | Permalink

  Should have buried Arafat in France. "A man lies where he falls"