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Saturday, March 25, 2006

It's Time For A Potty

At this very moment, Eden Marie is hanging over my shoulders whispering how much she loves me and how she really wants to go bye-bye. I interrupt her by asking if she has to go potty, not because I'm particularly interested, but because she gets really quiet and sometimes even runs off.

I do yell that I love her as she runs away. And if she is willing to listen, I will point out that going potty is fun and everyone is doing it. She truly is missing out. It is something I probably look forward to each and every day.

But that's just me.

I had lunch with Tina and Jason yesterday and somehow the subject came up about a colon cleanse. Jason got pretty specific about what red meat can do to your intestines and how a colon cleanse is good for you. So today, after I get done with my Arbonne Open House... (yes, I'm selling Arbonne again. Four kids to feed, remember? Please submit your orders via email...) I will do a cleansing of my colon.

I'm actually looking forward to it.

I don't think people will be able to truthfully say I'm full of shit anymore. Because it just wouldn't be true, now would it?

 



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