Saved By the Blog - Est. 2004

Jamie LaMunyon, owner of the National Indoor Football League's Montgomery Maulers, fired every player on her football team today.

 "Maaaaan, this bitch is whack, young!"

A few of the players held a press conference and claimed that LaMunyon owed them money (an average of $650, the equivalent of what Peyton makes for each breath he takes on the field).  The owner answered back with a vengence: "I have cut all the football players," LaMunyon said. "Fans will see a whole new team next week in Montgomery. Maybe they can win a game." 

What's more amazing than the fact that there's actually in indoor football league more obscure than the Arena League, is that this woman had the balls to fire every player.  That's awesome.  I wonder if whoever becomes the Nationals new owner will use a similar tactic (okay, Nick Johnson and his mustache can stay).

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