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This is from Portis' post-game press conference last night after suffering a seperated shoulder. Although Coach Janky Spanky has an interesting way of backing up his argument, I completely agree with him: The preseason is ridiculous. No one cares about it, and it means nothing. Zero. All it does is get players hurt and give Arizona fans false hope.

Oh yeah, and make money for the NFL and its partners. 

Best part of the video is at the end, when Portis says, "Maybe they need to start letting us smoke cigarettes or something in the locker room again like they did back in the day and guys will get tougher, you know? ... as of right now, modern day science, you don't need all of this."

No one can connect the marvels of modern day science with preseason football like Southeast Jerome. Pure genius. I love this man.

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• #1 Comment from sportzassassin
  8/15/06 12:56 AM | Permalink

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