Saved By the Blog - Est. 2004

So I finally made the trek all the way across the street from AOL to Skins camp yesterday and well... look how f'ing close I got to Clinton Portis! Just kidding, that's just me. I know, I know, I had you going.  Oh, that other white guy with the sweet Jager shirt is my younger brother Beef. Yes, that's his name, and no, he's not 21. 

As for the practice itself, there were a number of pretty awesome sightings. First off, there was Chris Cooley's hair which he has already promised to cut into a mullet. I would call it a Jew-fro, but that man is from Utah:

Next was the gathering of the Redskins rather formidable quarterback crew, ages ranging from 24-47.  We had no idea who No. 5 is, but my brother thinks it might be Heath Shuler making a come back:

After the always exciting special teams warm-ups, came some offensive drills in which the squad runs plays without any defense on the field. You'd think this would equate to some TD passes, but somehow Todd Collins still managed to throw two interceptions. Impressive.

During said offensive drills we had our first Janky Spanky sighting. Portis was wearing a Laguna Beach style foam hat with the tag still on it, throwback Nikes, a Versace arm sling and the "Building a Team of Character" shirt (I got mine on Friday and it was well worth the ripoff). It takes a lot of balls to wear a shirt with eight photos of yourself on the back of it. Chalk it up to modern-day science, I guess:

Finally, I present to you the man I have affectionately come to know simply as Shorty Pimp (aka Pimpy Smalls). This guy was about 4'10" and rolled up with an umbrella, which doubled as a cane (in his left hand, trust me), a gold pinky ring and a sideways beret:

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