Saved By the Blog - Est. 2004

I know that I’m posting these Halloween photos a few days too late, and what’s more, you probably couldn’t care less, but you will look at them and humor me anyways (please).

Originally, my girlfriend (yeah, some bloggers do have those, amazingly) was going to go as a deviled egg.  However, her and two of her friends used their combined brain power, which is almost equal to that of a man’s (sorry, Borat’s a bad influence), to come up with the outstanding idea of going as NFC East fans who had been beaten physically by Redskins fans:

Yes, one of those three lovely ladies is indeed my girlfriend, and no, I’m not ashamed of her in any way, but let’s just say I’m too embarrassed -- as a ‘Skins fan -- to admit that she’s the one wearing the McNabb jersey.  Dammit!  And for the record, all the cuts and bruises are fake… except for the one above her right eye.  That was from the time she didn’t clean the dishes. Of course, I kid. Moving on before I get myself into more trouble…

The classy ladies of the NFC East weren’t the only sports fans in the house. No sir, there was also Tony Stewart.  Seriously, I think No. 20 was actually at the party.  Just look at the comparison:

As for me, I went as Matt Foley, motivational speaker:

My brother Jamie, aka Mr. Irrelevant, went as Jeffrey from Project Runway.  If you don’t know who that is, then good for you, you’re more of a man than him or I. 

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• #2 Comment from gayesteditorever 
  11/2/06 12:02 PM | Permalink

  Young man, what do you wanna do with your life?
  
  
• #1 Comment from knemeth00 
  11/2/06 10:53 AM | Permalink

  Holy shit, that dude looks just like Tony Stewart! And, dude, we have gone out and partied together.. those bruises on your girl might be real.
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