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Thanks to some fine commentors (my brother and someone named guitjunkie), we have an update to my original FUPA Face-Off: Tuna vs. Weis.  My brother threw Maryland coach Ralph Friedgen's name into the hat, and guitjunkie suggested Kansas coach Rick Mangino.

As my brother stated in his comment, it appears as if the Friedge is just morbidly obese, but doesn't possess the qualities we look for in a genuine FUPA (no large, disgusting fatty area below the belt).  Originally, I thought the same was true for Mangino, but upon further investigation, you can see a large lumpy region directly below the bottom of that unfortunate sweater vest.

I still think that Parcells owns the biggest and best FUPA in all of coaching, but Mangino's sheer size is rather impressive. 

Please, any more suggestions?  I don't wanna hurt any FUPA's feelings by leaving them out.

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• #1 Comment from vance23 
  12/3/06 12:52 PM | Permalink

  A recent face off between the two above and Weis:  http://grg51.typepad.com/steroid_nation/2006/10/sidebox_not_onl.html
  
  Mangino is a pretty clear cut winner.
  
  All 3 have to submit to steroid, serum lipids, and cholesterol testing...