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10:14:00 AM EST

Introducing the Fourth Hottest Female Athlete...


Yes, that's right, according to a recent SI.com gallery, this Tollefson chick is the 4th hottest female athlete in the world.  First off, I think she may suffer from the same problems as that Indian Shemale, second, she's higher on SI's Top 20 than this random hot surfer

There are plenty of other outrageous selections and snubs on this joke of a list.  Anna Kournikova is third! Behind Gabriella Reese and Maria Sharapova? Please, any hot athlete list should be Kournikova at No. 1, then everyone else.  Also, how the hell did Amanda Beard and Heather Mitts get left off? 

Of course, each of the top 20 women were judged by women who are hotter than them who added riveting commentary to the gallery such as "Russian girls are pretty," and "great cheekbones, very pretty girl." Yes, cheekbones, that's what I look for in a girl, right after "low self-esteem" and "vulnerable."

I'm sure many of you will also be extremely upset to learn that Tom Brady only ranked 5th in the men's section.  Yeah, I looked at it, so what, does that make me gay or something?



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  • #3 Comment from steveandthetank 
    12/23/06 3:18 AM Permalink
    I can not take a list seriously if Amanda Beard is excluded.  This warrants an investigation.  Anyone with me?  
    Happy Holidays,
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  • #2 Comment from cmottram04Entry Author 
    12/21/06 10:25 AM Permalink
    I believe the air brushing was actually used to make her face look not ugly.  Either way, her body is money.
  • #1 Comment from dcsportsguy 
    12/21/06 10:21 AM Permalink
    That photo of Amanda Beards defies description, unless, of course, some sort of air brushing technique was used to erase her nipples.