9:58:00 PM EST
Mike Patrick Has No Greg Paulus Gag Reflex

While stuck working latenight at AOL, I'm watching the Duke-Clemson game, and it's making me wanna vomit. Forget Dick Vitale, Mike Patrick sucks off Duke, and particularly Greg Paulus, better (or worse, I guess) that anyone in the nation.
In the span of literally one minute of time, the following lines came out of Patick's mouth:
· "When Greg Paulus gets going, he's as good as any point guard in this league." Really? Better than Lawson, Rice and Singletary? Idiot.
· "Paulus is much more daring with his passes these days." Which would probably explain why he turns it over so much. That's not a compliment, Mike.
· "Whatever he's doing, it's working." Yep, sure is, 'cause Duke's such a powerhouse in the ACC this season.
· "Eventually, you have to put the ball in the basket." Smartest thing he's ever said.
I do, however, congratulate Patrick for not once mentioning Greg Paulus was a quarterback in high school. That's a first.
Written by cmottram04 Blog about this entry
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lol wow, I didn' think anyone else realized how much butt pirating was going on there, but obviously you did. Maybe it's because I'm so anti- Greg Paulus because I would of rather seen him in a football uni. Either way he still smuggles more bone than a tim hardaway nightmare.
your friend,
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3/2/07 11:30 AM