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9:58:00 PM EST

Mike Patrick Has No Greg Paulus Gag Reflex


While stuck working latenight at AOL, I'm watching the Duke-Clemson game, and it's making me wanna vomit.  Forget Dick Vitale, Mike Patrick sucks off Duke, and particularly Greg Paulus, better (or worse, I guess) that anyone in the nation.

In the span of literally one minute of time, the following lines came out of Patick's mouth:

· "When Greg Paulus gets going, he's as good as any point guard in this league." Really? Better than Lawson, Rice and Singletary? Idiot.

· "Paulus is much more daring with his passes these days." Which would probably explain why he turns it over so much. That's not a compliment, Mike.

· "Whatever he's doing, it's working." Yep, sure is, 'cause Duke's such a powerhouse in the ACC this season.

· "Eventually, you have to put the ball in the basket." Smartest thing he's ever said.

I do, however, congratulate Patrick for not once mentioning Greg Paulus was a quarterback in high school.  That's a first.



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  • #2 Comment from jdoug86385 
    3/2/07 11:30 AM Permalink
    THANK YOU CHRIS FOR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT DUKE, THEY THINK DUKE IS THE STUFF, DUKE GET'S AWAY WITH A LOTS OF THINGS,  FOR ONE THE REF'S GIVE THEM ALL THE CALLS, WHEN DUKE DON'T HAVE THE REF'S ON THERE SIDE THEY ALWAYS LOSE, CHECK IT OUT, AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT I AM SAYING. MUST BE SOME TRUTH IN THIS BECAUSE WHY IS IT THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE DISLIKE DUKE? MUST BE SOMETHING TO IT. I THINK BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW THAT THIS TEAM GET'S AWALY WITH A LOT.
  • #1 Comment from ciutch247 
    2/27/07 9:22 AM Permalink
    Chris-
    lol wow, I didn' think anyone else realized how much butt pirating was going on there, but obviously you did.  Maybe it's because I'm so anti- Greg Paulus because I would of rather seen him in a football uni.  Either way he still smuggles more bone than a tim hardaway nightmare.

    your friend,
    mushsports.com