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Thanks to the glorious internets we can now watch the video of Devil Rays minor leaguer and top prospect Delmon Young throwing his bat at an umpire over and over again. 

 Delmon and his weapon of choice.

When reports of the incident surfaced yesterday, there was no video to be found, and many questioned how violent the bat throw really was.  Well, the video clearly shows that this wasn't simply a toss or flick of the bat accidentally at the ump; Young throws it from at least 15 feet away. 

What's the moral of this story: if you're an umpire, do NOT call a third strike on Delmon Young.  That bat to the chest was a warning shot, bitches.  Next time Young will pistol whip you to within an inch of your life, and then he will circle the bases, which he so rightfully deserves for the inconvenience of having to beat your ass.  When Delmon steps on home, you'll apologize for even thinking of calling a strike on him, then kiss his spikes and clean home plate with your tongue like the unworthy female-dog (bitch) that you are.

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• #1 Comment from kpilgrim66 
  5/2/06 4:56 AM | Permalink

  Delmon DUMB would be more like it.