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Are You a Jen or Angelina?
Thursday, December 14, 2006
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Are You a Jen or Angelina?
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Are You a Jen or an Angelina?
In my opinion there are two types of women: Jens and Angelinas. They are
modern archtypes: Angelina Jolie representing the Aphrodite, and Jennifer
Aniston more closely related to the Athena, Modest and kind with a quiet
sense of strength. Well, enough with the Greek mythology metaphors -- let's get
down to Brad -- eh, I mean business.
Did Angelina steal Brad away from Jen? Who knows for sure? Yes, Jen did
have Brad first. They got married in a lavish Malibu wedding on July 29, 2000,
and divorced five short years later. During the filming of 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith,'
Jen's world came tumbling around her, and the rest seems to be history. Angelina
(as far as anyone can tell) has the guy and a very happy family.
But to go back to my point -- every woman is either a Jen or an Angelina
... and I would bet that most women would identify with Jennifer Aniston. First
of all, she's loveable and adorable. Who didn't love 'Friends,' her flippy,
trendy layered '90s haircut, and that sugary sweet girl-next-door look? She's
approachable, the type of girl you can go shopping with, then dish about your
love life and still have a good cry watching Lifetime movies at 3AM. Jen is
every woman and every woman is Jen.
But not every girl likes to gossip and shop. Darker, more calculated ...
meet Angelina. Essentially, she's the girl in high school you wouldn't leave
your boyfriend alone with, even in the school cafeteria. She would never really
pull anything, but she sure looked as if she would pounce the moment you turned
your back. A lioness. A bit too sexy for her own (and anyone else's) good.
Clearly not to be trusted.
So how does this affect your life, your flirtation style and ultimately
getting what you want? Jen played nice, got the man, the marriage and
consequently ... the divorce. Angelina never showed her cards, played the part,
got the man, the baby and ... the happily ever after? No one knows if Brad and
Angelina will wed, adopt 1,000 more children or break up in time for the next
big movie premiere, but one thing is for certain: Following your instincts is the
best way to go.
I think getting involved in a romantic relationship is half luck and half
fate. You can still be the girl next door and the mysterious sex kitten. You
don't have to work the extremes. So, when you're trying to find a technique to
land a date with that cutie, put down the gossip rag, channel your inner
Aphrodite and your inner Athena, and you're bound to do just fine.
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i think Angelina is a very pretty woman but she's a WHORE!!!!!
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I luv it
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You could say I am sence my girlfriend is rich and meaning very she just purchace a new ford mustang and gave it to me today feeling strange on my part because she is only 25 and one hot lady oh my!
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