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What's the most important thing you look for in a partner? Good looks? A great sense of humor? Goals for the future? Nope, wrong answer. What you're really looking for is a nice pair of underwear.
"Wanna Flirt, a UK-based dating site, surveyed hundreds of its members, and found that a person's undies were the most important factor when sizing up a new beau." Here's the link to the Styledash article.
I've narrowed down my take on decoding a guy's underwear -- because that's really the only insight I've got. Any guys want to venture into the world of girl's underwear, be my guest.
Boxers -- He's laid back, likes music, movies, and a good steak. He probably has a good relationship with his mom and loves dogs.
Commando -- Don't mistake this no underwear move to mean that he's a sexy risk taker who doesn't mind flyin' in the breeze. Going commando means he's too lazy to wash his underwear. Not a turn on.
Boxer Briefs -- This guy has his stuff together. He's on the fast track to success, good with his money and there's a lot going on upstairs. Beware of this kid's ego, because he's super confident and not afraid to flirt with other girls.
Tighty Whities -- Just as the underwear style suggests: he's uptight, boring and high strung. If you see tighty whities ... run.
Holes -- If you see holes in his underwear, you're probably paying for the dinner and the movie. Bring your flexible friend and your warmest handshake. See ya later!
Do you agree with me or what?
Tags: underwear, deeper meaning, predictions
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i dont know what age group of GUYS ur lookin at with this theory. But u'v got real MEN all wrong. AND u left out bikinis and boyshorts.
My experience with the MEN i'v known.
BOXERS - The only description i agree with.
COMMANDO - They ACTUALLY call it 'FREESTYLE'. Do so because, they are carrying a large package, and body parts get in a bind when they move, if they are wearing underwear. They have also used the heat rash reasoning in combination with the other reason.
BIKINIS - These guys wear bikinis, because they have a large enuf package to get in a bind, and get the heat rash. But are not comfortable, going with out. This is a last ditch effort at underwear. Or they are just in tune with their feminine side. and like feeling sexy for their women.
BOXER BRIEFS - These are usually worn by the man who likes the 'tidy whities'. But have an issue with the way the legs fit. An athlete perhaps.
BOY SHORTS - These allow for a combination of 'tidy whitey' sensibility, allowable movement, and the occasional color option, to add a little sex appeal.
HOLES - Holes in the underwear are a problem, or a tell all. These men could be a slob, poor, or in need of a woman to take care of them. But in all honesty, they could also be filthy rich, and to tight to buy more underwear.
TIDY WHITIES - Actually if u are looking for a long term relationship, with a man who is gonna be there for the long haul. Tidy whitey's are in the front runner. They show the sensibility of money management, morality, and believe it or not, a good father.
I disagree with the personality traits suggested by underwear. I have experience speaking for me. -
Hell no i don't agree. I Go COMMANDO. I don't wear underwear because I'm to lazy, I don't wear underwear because its too hot to wear anything else and getting a rash from wearing underwear sucks.
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OMG i totally agree with this my boyfriend wears boxers and he loves movies, steak, music and he is totally laid back! And Tighty Whities are a total turn off they are completely wrong for a man to wear.
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Wow im shocked how good this realy is my Ex boyfriend is exactly the Boxer Briefs u described. Smart, Has money, And the BIGGEST FLIRT.
12/6/07 12:12 PM
Exception, Camando, I hear no one wants to see a guys package except those in a relationship. Like tight pants, I've been told you ain't wearing those out today you can see the outline.