Y2K Survivor

The rules are as follows: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to improve your life. It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag five other people.

 

1.  Ragin' Rants:  A simple approach to take the drama out of life for better analysis

 

2.  Wake Up Asshole:  A simple way to stop over analyzing everything and enjoy life

 

3.  Where to Put Your Stuff:  A simple how-to book on home, office and mental organization

 

4.  You Know Where You Can Put It!:  A simple guide on how to take time off and have fun

 

5.  How to Enjoy Life on $3 a Day:  A must have for hopeless cheapskates or those that wish they were.

 

6.  How to Get a Sex Line:  Proven methods to alter palm reading disasters.  This group interactive course will teach smooth handed individuals how to enhance their lives and grow a few MUCH needed wrinkles.  The course includes a list of phone numbers of people willing study all night long, if you think it will help.

 

7.  How to Sand Lines Off Your Palm:  While not a prerequisite, many of the students who took "How to Get a Sex Line" seem to find added joy and satisfaction from this follow-up course.

 

8.  How to Help Your Child Find the Right Career:  And maybe get a big paycheck yourself

 

9.  The true history of religion:  An unbiased look at history that shows the real facts and blemishes of the people that shaped our existence.

 

10.  How to Turn Off the Computer and Go to Bed:  A simple guide on how to stop writing things late into the night and feeling exhausted the next day.  Learn to save, postpone, delay, and maybe even have time for thoughtful consideration.

 

Finally, I don't know if I actually have five bloggers that reead this site.  So please do not fel compelled to play... unless you really want to