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Sunday, December 30, 2007
Subject: A Recent Conversation
Time: 1:48:00 AM CST
Author:  crisquest2


Waitress:  (To my Dad who usually goes to lunch with his office assistant)  Hey don't you usually come in here with something a lot prettier?

Me:  What the hell do you mean PRETTIER?

Waitress:  Well I mean... you know... more feminine...  you know more attractive?

Me:  So what the hell are you saying?  I am not pretty?

Waitress:  Well at least the girl he usually comes in here with has hair!

Me:  SO then why didn't you just ask if he didn't usually come in here with somebody hairier?

Waitress:  OK  (To my Dad)  Don't you usually come in here with somebody hairier?

Dad:  Yeah, but I got him with a good trade-in.

Someday you just ain't gunna get no respect.  No respect at all!



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