Y2K Survivor

So there is this blog out there that kind of represents the best of Oklahoma blogs.  I say that because the guy who runs it offers a Best of Okie Bloggers awards every year and the awards are broken down into different categories.  As you may recall, last November (I think it was November because it was during the OU/Texas and there was concern NOBODY would show up)  Anyway, I went and got my ass handed to me by some redneck chick simply because she is funnier and more talented than I am.  Bitch.

 

Since that time I made a few good humored slams at Mike, accusing him of physical and mental abuse while giving me wedgies and calling me bad names.  Hey, I always heard it was the most famous of Oklahomans, WILL FREAKIN ROGERS, who said "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."  But I am sure Mike can take a joke, he just probably lost my URL.  Right?

 

But last year I might have posted three times a week.  Since that time I have been trying to post everyday if possible.  So, I wonder if poor Mike just has trouble keeping up with the sheer volume of witty and outrageously funny blog posts.  Really, in my mind that is what he says about my blog in his professional reviews.  "Outrageously Funny." 

 

Now I don't mean to brag here, but I think I hit a few out of the park in the past six months.  I mean, I gotta tell you that one about sun tan lotion...  it was gold.  ...Even if none of you fuckers commented in the comments section. 

 

You see, I have been studying the BIG TIME bloggers like this guy and this guy and this chick over here.  And I notice one thing... they have real blogs that are not a pain in the butt to comment on... and they all agree I need to get a real blog.  And really... one of these days, when I have more time and can figure out how this stuff works... I'm agunna get me one of them real blogs.  HONEST!  But until that time, this Mattel, Lil Tykes version from AOL will have to do... and it gives me a fleeting wisp of hope that the reason you never comment on how funny a post is... is because AOL sucks.  Right...?  Don't tell me if it is wrong... really I 'm not strong enough to take it right now.  Fragile nerves and shattered ego and all.

 

Why are my nerves and ego shattered you ask...?  Freakin Mike at OkieDoke is not linking to my posts and you KNOW they are kicking ass... I mean, the one about me refusing to poop in the woods... come on!  You KNOW that was a classic that will be stolen and submitted to Reader's Digest.  But week after week I go to Mikes website and look at his "Okie Round-up" and I never see my link.  Half a year.  My guts and my life poured out here for your amusement of internet fodder and  still no mention?  Sigh

 

Oh well Mike, I have to say that I will keep trying.  Maybe one day I will once again snag that bit of whimsey that catches your eye and rings the funny bell in your head.  Until then, just remember that just like that chick I dated in high school that never put out.... I still respect you dude.  Of course then I have to tell all my buddies I think you're a lesbian... I mean... this IS Oklahoma.