Y2K Survivor

So as we settle into a long weekend of Mother's Day revelry with the full intensity of all who worship Hallmark, let us consider the recent news that over one-third of all mothers out there are not even attracted to the dudes they married and about half of all married mothers say they are considering an affair.  If nothing else this should show the low life cretins hunting MILFs might not be the boys that bag them but the bags themselves!

 

A few years ago I saw a Discovery Channel documentary on sex.  It claimed, anthropologically that women were attracted to two different types of males:  Those that improve the blood line and those that can provide food and shelter.  For centuries the big strapping physical specimen was the ideal catch because he was the hunter/provider as well as the possessor of manly muscles and swarthy good looks.  Today's successful and happening dude is more likely to have a pot belly because he eat's well and spends way too much time sitting on his expanding ass and making money.  Unfortunately for the aroused doubled breasted set, he don't make her jib jibe.

 

See the tall, dark tanned and toned Mr. Beefcake is rarely the kind of guy who sets about finding a way to provide for the future.  Nope the pretty boy is good for a night or two but only if he doesn't talk much.  Discovery Channel even suggested that today's woman is compelled to seek out a relationship with short, round bald dudes that will provide them with a home, then do a little stepping out with stupid but studly so as to have a better gene pool for the future.

 

Now before you grow all pissy and get mad, let me tell you this is not my theory.  I'll even tell you when I shared this new news with my coworkers they were outraged and said all men  were pigs.  Of course they were all women and maybe they had a skewed view of the topic, but I grew up acknowledging girls were smarter than me and could usually beat me up if I didn't agree with them.  Nothing much has changed as I have grown older, so I guess the Discovery Channel report was stupid.

 

Except, doesn't that poll kind of support everything the Discovery dudes said?