Y2K Survivor

I am! I am!  I know I should feel guilty about it, but damn it, how often does a guy like me get to announce he might be cheating on somebody?!!  That tends to suggest there is more than one person that wants to pay attention to me and I am TELLING you that doesn't happen to short, fat, bald, guys in their 40's, making teacher pay.

So I know, you are dying to know who I am cheating with.  I talked up a good game about Miss Britt and her ample bosoms.  Now you want details and probably pictures.  Trust me, when I get pics of her boobs I will share them.  Not because I am a scoundrel that wants to embarrass women but because I want to brag I have boob pics!  There is a huge difference there, one is about being mean, the other is about proving I still matter.

Yes I accept pity boob pics if you happen to have a digi camera sitting next to your email account.  (NOTE TO MOM:  NOT YOU!!)

OK OK OK enough about boob pics.  I have been going over to Wordpress.com and trying a new blog.  The old name is getting dated as pretty soon it will be Y2K10 and that's just too much typing for an old dude.  So I am thinking some sleek fast name that conveys strength, lightening wit and possibly a sexy danger under tone.  Thus I am looking at a new Blog called ...

OPPROBRIOUS!!! 

Pronounced "Uh-Pro-Bre-Us" which means to behave shamefully.  And you know me...  I LIKE IT!!!!   Anyway, I took some time off work and it rained all day so I have been playing with the look.  I don't like it.  I don't know how to make it look  the way I want.  It's not ready to share.  But it is close.  Pretty close.  Not very close, but pretty close and that will have to do until I can figure out (Somebody show me) how to add graphics the way I wanna add them. 

And you KNOW what I fear they will tell me.  "Sure you can do that fella, all you gotta do is pay for it."   Fuckers.