CRYSTAL'S CLIPS IS A CERTIFIED GROOMER
I am now certified in "TERRIERS", "SPORTING" and "NON-SPORTING" breeds.
When you need a professional, qualified groomer for your pet, look for the "Certified BY NDGAA" window decal and official "Breed Tested Certificates."
It tells you that your professional pet groomer has been Certified by the National Dog Groomers Association of America, Inc. An organization dedicated to high standards that meet your own. Founded in 1969, NDGAA has certified groomers throughout the United States, Canada, England, France, Holland, New Zealand, Scotland & Singapore. These groomers share a commitment to the humane care of your pet, grooming excellence, fair business practices and public health & safety. When you do business with an NDGAA Certified Groomer, you can expect superior quality and service.
WHAT NDGAA CERTIFICATION means...... In order to become a NDGAA certified groomer, the groomer must meet NDGAA's high standards of grooming excellence by undergoing and passing a series of strenuous tests designed to evaluate their grooming skills and expertise. These groomers are leaders in their field and are able to serve you with their expertise and well developed knowledge.
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"KAT KORNER"
ALLUROPHILLA is the "Love of Cats." An ailurophobe is a person who hates or fears cats.
THE NOSE PAD of a cat is ridged in a unique pattern just like the fingerprint of a human.
CALICO CATS are almost always female.
SIR ISAAC NEWTON, who discovered the principles of gravity, also invented the cat door.
A CAT RARELY "MEOWS" at another cat. This sound is reserved for humans.
IF YOUR CAT IS 3, your cat is 21 in human years. If your cat is 8, your cat is 40 in human years. If your cat is is 14, your cat is 70 in human years.
THE GREATEST NUMBER of mice killed by one cat: 28,899! Towser, a tortoise-shell tabby in charge of rodent control in Scotland, is said to have killed this amount of mice in her 21 years.
THE GIRAFFE, THE CAMEL AND THE CAT are the only animals that walk by moving both their left feet, then both their right feet. This method of walking ensures speed, agility and silence.
A GROUP OF KITTENS is called a "Kindle." A group of grown cats is called a "Clowder."
A CAT OF A NOT pure breed is called a "Moggy."
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"SPOT'S CHICKEN STEW"
The Whole Pet Diet: Eight Weeks to Great Health for Dogs & Cats by Andi Brown ---Makes A One to Three Week Supply, Depending on The Animal's Size
2 1/2 pounds whole chicken or turkey (bones, organs, skin and all), 1/4 cup chopped fresh garlic, 1 cup green peas, 1 cup coarsely chopped carrots, 1/2 cup coarsely chopped sweet potato, 1/2 cup coarsely chopped zucchini, 1/2 cup coarsely chopped yellow squash, 1/2 cup coarsely chopped green beans, 1/2 cup coarsely chopped celery, 1 tablespoon kelp powder, 1 tablespoon dried rosemary, 11 to 16 cups spring water
FOR DOGS ONLY, ADD: 8 ounces whole barley, 6 ounces rolled oats, Increase the water content to cover the ingredients.
(1) Combine all the ingredients in a 10 quart stockpot, with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 2 hours. (2) Remove from heat, let cool, and debone the chicken. Use an electric hand mixer or food processor to puree the food, working in batches. (3) Cats like thje stew soupier, so feel free to add a little water at the end. (4) Store meal-size portions in resealable plastic bags or yogurt containers. Refrigerate what you'll need for 3 days and freeze the rest.
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WHY YOUR PET'S HAIRCUT COSTS MORE THAN YOURS!
#10) Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end!
#9) You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair!
#8) Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim!
#7) Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears!
#6) Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes!
#5) You sit still for your hairdresser!
#4) Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure!
#3) Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head!
#2) You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser!
#1) The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim!
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PET LICE
It seems that "Lice" is on the upswing. It is not the same as "Human Lice" & therefore, not contagious. However, "YUK"! The nits, which are white & look like sesame seeds are the larve which attach themselves to the pet's hair. Sometimes, it is mistaken for dandruff if one is not looking for it.
Since the weather has finally become pleasant, many pets are out & about at the parks and "Pet Day Care" facilities. These areas are the perfect environments for your pets to bring home those unexpected problems.
So, inspect your pets as you would your children or yourselves!
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ANIMAL HUMOR
A HUNGRY LION WAS ROAMING through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
THREE MICE WALK INTO A BAR. The first mouse drinks a shot and then brags, "When I see rat poison, I collect it and put it in my coffee each morning to wake me up." The second mouse drinks 2 shots, and then brags, "When the bar comes down on a mouse trap, I catch it and bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite before I make off with the cheese." The third mouse refuses a drink quietly, and says politely, "Sorry boys, I've got to go, I have a date with the cat."
A FROG TELEPHONES the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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