She Speaks, She Listens

12:31:18 PM EST

okay, i'm hooked on pimpin', so, what of it?  go visit Mystic ... she's wayyyy cool :

http://journals.aol.com/urokladream/MysticsDreams/

and

Damaged Goods:  http://journals.aol.com/queeniemart/DamagedGoods/

 

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11:34:22 AM EST

I'VE BEEN TAGGED by Spencer !!

(Gee, I wonder if he knows what he's gotten himself into when he did that?)

These are the rules of the game: The very first player chose a topic. In this case, the topic is FIVE WEIRD HABITS OF YOURS. You must then write a journal entry listing those weirdness you possess~as well as the rules of the game. Then, you select FIVE PEOPLE TO TAG and link their names/blogs in your entry. Go to their journals and leave a comment informing them they have been tagged by you and to read your journal to see in what way they have been nailed! Those five then MUST (note that I insist upon it!) write an entry listing their weird habits and tag an additional five people.

1.  I eat vanilla icecream topped with powdered chocolate and a spoonful of peanut butter (egads!  do i HAVE to play? tee hee)

2.  I bite my lips and peel my toenails (yes, I DO wash my hands before I make dinner ... tee hee)

3.  I fart in my sleep ... well, okay, I fart whenever I have to

4.  I wear socks without shoes, even when I walk my kid to the bus stop (except for on cold days) ... it's just to cover unsightly feet *smiles* ... (imagine my sock bill ... lol)

5.  If I have an itch on my boob or butt crack, I don't care where I am or who is with me, they'll get scratched ... so SUE me *smiles* ...

I tag:

Celeste:  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

Tilly:  http://journals.aol.co.uk/tillysweetchops/Adventuresofadesperatelyfathouse/

MFI:  http://journals.aol.com/luvatalaff/SERIOUSLYTHOUGH/

Dave:  http://journals.aol.com/otto9613944/SillyCerebralMe/

Pennie:  http://journals.aol.com/blondepennierae/APenniesWorth/

 

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5:48:40 PM EST

... and sometimes quite accurate (Note:  i never take the same quiz twice ... the 1st time gets the best and more accurate results *sigh* but, whaddoiknow?):

***Your Eyes Should Be Green***  (does hazel count?  does my fave eye-color of green count?)

Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger  (i wonder what they mean by "danger"?)

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world  (why those so and so's ... )

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyoureyesbequiz/

 

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1:57:06 PM EST

Miss O's Soapbox

Dear Miss O':  Please give Dysfunctional Sue a moment or two to reflect upon how to create and edit your "Pimp-o-doodle-doo Of The Month" tag/award for the month of January, 2006... thank you for being an inspiration for the creation of this new venture ... i feel another journal comin' on, when my bladder's done emptyin' from the laughter of your site...

Congratulations on your new award ... now, go look for your link on my fave links section in THIS journal and then go check out your award (that i've not created, yet *smiles*) on THIS journal ...

Dysfunctionally Your's,

Sue

 

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1:41:16 PM EST

The 2nd story in this particular entry made me laugh 'til the bladder emptied ... did you get that link?  no?  here it is, again:

entry  and again:  entry

 

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11:44:27 AM EST

... starin' at the screen?  Are you aware that you're not the only dysfunct human who does this?  Okay, done raggin' on ya, but, ya gotta go check out this poor dysfunctional little thing ... she sure does know how to raise a dysfunctional family ... i wonder if she gives lessons?  When ya visit Pennie, please tell her that sue says hi ... 

She's Right Here!

 

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3:01:23 PM EST
Feeling Silly
Hearing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
“Ack!” she exclaimed as she tossed it back to him.
“What’s the matter?” he replied with a grin.
“You’ll find out when you catch it” she laughed.
“No, it’s for you!” he hurriedly tossed it back.
“No, no, no, you take it” it barely touched her hands,
“Too chicken to hold it?” volleying it to where she stands.
“Bawk, bawk” bouncing it back with her hands on fire.
“Come on, just keep it” he smiled like kitty Cheshire.
“Only if it comes with a balm” sending it back to him.
“Now, now, a simple kiss will do” he said as it hit his chin.
“Yeah, that’s right” a chuckle slipped from her lips,
“Hold on tight and feel the burn” she put her hand to hips.
“That’s it, then?” he said with a grunt and a smile.
“Nope, still lookin’ for that balm” she said with style.
“Does that mean that you’re a quitter?” he pushed,
“No, but thank you for cooling it off for me” she mushed.
“Oh, now you’re going to take it, right?” he smiled,
“Yup, now that it’s finally cooled down, I’ll munch it for a while”
“What do you think?” his laughter made her eyes turn brown.
“Excellent and yummy, now that the thing’s finally cooled down”
“Would you like to have another?” he asked cheerfully.
“No thanks, but did I say thank you for this holiday jubilee?”


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2:59:08 PM EST
Hearing "Letters From Home" John Michael Montgomery
From the warm hearths of home
To frontlines over seas, with love,
Santa opens his bag of wonders
With something there for ev’ryone
A photo of a newborn son,
A letter from a sister, brother, mom.
Warm pajamas, banana nut bread
Fruit cakes and beanies for their heads.
“Here, daddy, hold this bunny
to your heart when you get scared”
“Take this kiss, my love, my all,
keep it always, never wipe it off”
“Mommy, hold this letter to your chest
so I can tuck you in, have a peaceful rest.”
“Dear grandson, please do know
that grandpa and I, love you so”.
If ever Santa could uncover his identity,
t'would be to these frontline angels,
The keepers of the flag of freedom.

A "Salute" from Santa, standing at attention!


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3:02:14 PM EST

... when i don't even drive a cadillac, wear a yellow, pin-striped suit with matching hat or have a gold-capped front upper tooth (what a profile!) ... found this link at spencers place (you'll find him in my other journals links) ...

http://journals.aol.com/lasskk19/MsSmithsDiary/

 

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1:05:45 PM EST

... and "splash" my windows for me ... go check her out, it's a way cool journal:

http://journals.aol.com/onestrangecat/OneSummersDay/

 

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