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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
2:54:00 PM EDT
How To Photograph A Cat
-Put the cat on a pillow.
-Set up your camera.
-Put the cat back on the pillow.
-Get a bowl of food and put it next to the pillow.
-Put the cat back on the pillow.
-Grab the food bowl and follow the cat. As you run, hold the bowl in your cat's face, tempting her to eat.
-See if the neighbours will come over and pick up the sofa while you snap a picture of the cat underneath.
-Cross the names of your neighbours off the guest list for your next party.
-Put the cat back on the pillow.
-Place a catnip-stuffed mouse in front of your cat and wait for your cat to go crazy.
-Decide on a family portrait with the cat instead.
-To stop the argument over which child gets to pose with the cat, agree to take pictures of each child holding the cat on her lap.
-Tell each child that it doesn't matter who holds the cat first because you'll shuffle the pictures after they're developed.
-Get more cats (one for each child) and go back to step one.
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2:54:00 PM EDT
How To Photograph A Cat
-Put the cat on a pillow.
-Set up your camera.
-Put the cat back on the pillow.
-Get a bowl of food and put it next to the pillow.
-Put the cat back on the pillow.
-Grab the food bowl and follow the cat. As you run, hold the bowl in your cat's face, tempting her to eat.
-See if the neighbours will come over and pick up the sofa while you snap a picture of the cat underneath.
-Cross the names of your neighbours off the guest list for your next party.
-Put the cat back on the pillow.
-Place a catnip-stuffed mouse in front of your cat and wait for your cat to go crazy.
-Decide on a family portrait with the cat instead.
-To stop the argument over which child gets to pose with the cat, agree to take pictures of each child holding the cat on her lap.
-Tell each child that it doesn't matter who holds the cat first because you'll shuffle the pictures after they're developed.
-Get more cats (one for each child) and go back to step one.
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