Catnip Hill

This is a picture of Dweezle Joe Bob Bubba

Letters sent to God from Cats:

Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we lay on the kitchen counter? Or is it the
same old story?

Dear God, will I have to be nice to the D*Gs up there. I would hate to have to apologize to the next door neighbor's Doberman that I rode home like a cowboy on a bucking horse.

Dear God, If a cat knocks everything off the bathroom counter in heaven and no human sees him, is he still a bad cat?

Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on ramps?

Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God, More meat balls, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to give up my catnip to
get in?

Dear God, We cats can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
and clickers. What do humans understand?

Dear God, Are there cats on other planets or are we alone? I have been
Meowing in the moonlight  and star shine for a ages, but all I ever hear back
is the beagle across the street!


Dear God, May I have my testicles back?

|  Add to del.icio.us |  digg this

• #2 Comment from topmaguire 
  4/13/06 5:34 PM | Permalink

  My cat Starbaby agrees with everything Dweezle says, except the testicles, because she's a female.
• #1 Comment from jmuhjacat 
  3/20/06 5:02 PM | Permalink

  AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
  
  ...ADORABLE BIG ORANGE TABBY IN BOWL!!! :))))))))