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Hearing the new White Stripes album
What'd I Miss?
This is my first official day back in the saddle after a two-week vaction which saw me become a husband (I got married July 23rd) and a father (Mrs. Irrelevant and I got a black lab puppy August 6th). But enough about me...
As we prepare for tonight's SBL -- airs live 7-8 PM ET -- allow me to drop a few links in me blog. Of course, they're largely Irrelevant, but that's usually what makes them interesting (at least to me):
· Happy 30th, Sportz Assassin!
· Madden '06 comes out tonight. (Thanks, Sportz.)
· Listen to Carl Lewis, Ozzie Smith, Jeff Conine, John Daly, Chris Webber, Deion Sanders, Shaquille O'Neal sing. (Thanks again, Sportz.)
· ESPN Hollywood debuts next week and will be co-hosted by one of the most unlikeable characters in TV history, Albert Clifford Slater. Sidenote: During the summer of '98 my buddy Bull and I witnessed Slater filming a fight scene for Pacific Blue. We watched from a nearby rooftop, drinking beers and yelling, "Bayside wrestling rules!"
· The 'Pova disrobes at the beach.
· Not to be outdone, meet Leyton Hewitt's fiance.
· Introducing... the Lush Factor. Sidenote: Lush is the handle for Kevin Nemeth, the guy from Jersey who is a panelist on the SBL Extra (and the only reason we have a Bon Jovi poster in studio; although 'Bad Medicine' is a great song).
· NY Sports Blogger has landed.
· Nancy Clark (Des Moines Register, duh) puts down football blogs.
· Did You See That pic of the week: Jeremy Schockey fighting 3 Jets.
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Why would you get married?
Enter Vince Vaughn.. aka.. Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
"One piece of @*!#$% the rest of your life? Way to think this one through"
Congrats buddy.
8/8/05 4:06 PM
And if Shockey fought three brothers, his mother's maiden name must have been D'Agostino or something in that vein. As Eddie Murphy noted and Rocky I proved, Italians don't fear American blacks.
Any blogger who doesn't go to that link and rip Miss Clark a new one ought to take up yoga or something. I s*** on her so hard, we had to call in a plumber.
Kevin has a blog? Kevin can WRITE? There goes my whole pheromone communicant theory. I suppose you're gonna tell me CT reproduces now? DC is a short Jewish guy?
What's the dog's name? "Barkley" is a good one, as is "Mr. Pooch." Pictures?
Congrats on the wedding....welcome to the world of the whipped. I haven't changed a lightbulb or opened a pickle jar in four years. He spent yesterday(his only day off, I might add) working on my car in a parking lot during 90 degree heat, and only one of his arms is really working properly at the moment. In the time it took him to fix my ignition, I drank half a bottle of wine.
Wait till you get her preggers....I used to send my husband to Taco Bell or Dairy Queen at 10:30 at night just to prepare him for when I actually wanted something worse at a nastier hour. He used to block the screen of the TV with his body if he saw a Wendy's "Open Late, So You Can Eat Great" commercial before I did.....but I'd send him anyways.
We have the babies....you toil all day and fetch us Frosties at 1:30 AM on a Tuesday. We think nothing of it at all, and we'll take half your fortune if you disagree. It's all ye need to know.
Good to have you back!
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Smurfster