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The Bensons Go to B'more
Unless you've been feverishly preparing for Super Bowl XL all week, you know that Kris Benson and his wife were traded to Baltimore. The reason you know that is because:
"Anna said in a statement released after the trade that she and Benson looked forward to "christening the parking lot" at the stadium, referring to her desire to have sex at every major league park."
But here's something you may have missed: FHM's video of Anna & Kris Benson during an FHM photo shoot. It provides the double pleasure of Anna sounding like a moron and posing in baseball-themed lingerie, which is nice.
Bonus: Many Go; Few Understand explains to the otherwise confused Bensons why the trade went down:
"Kris, you have only managed throw throw over 200 innings in a season twice in your career. You have a career ERA+ of 103, which means you are 3% above average. Since you are one the wrong side of thirty, that means you probably won't be getting much better. Let's face it Kris, you didn't exactly live up to the expectations. In the game of baseball, you are a nonentity."
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Well, someone hadda get the "big one". Whatever happened to those horse pics of Kris? Try a robe. Lucky Orioles. Now if she'd only "beesting" her lips and get pregnant by Brad Pitt - all would be well for Baltimore. Take film of all your stops! Gives life to those with little talent. (see Paris, Farrel, Tommy Lee, Pammy,...et al. - Raise Cain and sue - do the talk show circuit for "Why Were We Wronged?!" "But, we never thought for a MOMENT those photos of sexual penetrations would end up on CNN!) ~~~~ Puhleeeze!
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The funny part is that both of them will be played-out and discarded from their respective careers in 5 years.
1/29/06 12:18 AM