Ads are not an endorsement by the blog author.

Jamie Mottram's Sports Blog - www.misterirrelevant.com

Public Journal
 Back to Journal Archives | Subscribe to Alerts Alerts Subscribe to Alerts | Feeds
< These Girls (and
Friday, February 24, 2006
This Is Why the W >
Friday, February 24, 2006
February 2006
Sports Bloggers Live Visits the NFL Combine (Not Really)
I Don't Know if You're Watching American Idol, but...
Barry Bonds in Drag Looks Like Serena Williams
Bloggers Take Down the Man (a.k.a. ESPN)
Soccer's Most Flamboyant Referee
W'Happened at the Combine This Weekend?
Ciao, Torino!
Vince Young May Have Bombed the Wonderlic
The Gayest Thing Ever Said
This Is Why the Winter Olympics Suck
If Rudy Had Autism and a Jumper
These Girls (and Guys) Are So Hot Right Now
Romanian Hockey Players Really Know How to Fight
The Small Difference Between Michigan and Yale
Bill Simmons on 'the Black Super Bowl'
Spring Training Is Here, Let's Get Pissed!
Better Dunk: Nate Over Spud or Iguodala From Out of Bounds?
Watch an All-American USC RB Have Gastric Bypass
Unloading the Inbox: It's the Freakin' Weeken' Edition
What You Missed on Sports Bloggers Live This Week
Another Delicious Slice of Cold Pizza
Morning Blog ~ Wednesday Edition
Will Ferrell vs. Ali G in a NASCAR Movie
SI Gives the People What They Want
Your Obligatory Winter Olympics Update
Cactus League Shenanigans
Gay Cowboys and Sexy Cowgirls
Selection Sunday Is Four Weeks Away
A T.O. Reality Show (Really)
2006 NFL Offseason Player Movement Preview
Making the Olympics Fun for Sports Fans
Both of These Guys Need a Good Slapping
Phil vs. Cuban vs... Leonsis?
Gretzky, Gambling, Yada Yada Yada... Hey, Watch This Check!
It's Not Too Early to Discuss Super Bowl XLI
Top 10 Starters Ready to Start Winning
Meet the 'Next Great Sportswriter'
Putting a Nice Little Bow on Super Bowl XL
The Greatest Rivalry: Carolina-Duke
SBL's Super Bowl XL Postgame Show
8 Out of 10 Bloggers Agree: Pittsburgh Is the Pick
SBL XL Spectacular (or Spectacle) Is Upon Us!
Cold Pizza 3.0
I Know We're Not Supposed to Care About This, But...
« February 2006 Archive
Friday, February 24, 2006
2:47:00 PM EST
Hearing Magnet

If Rudy Had Autism and a Jumper


Normally I find stuff for posting on my favorite sports blogs, buried on the major sports sites or hidden in the back pages of my local paper, but this one comes straight from the AOL Welcome Screen... An autistic high school senior scored 20 points in the last four minutes of his school's final home game. The story is every bit as amazing as it sounds and the accompanying video is breathtaking too. The crowd reaction each time he hits a shot gives me the sports tingles every single time. Here's what 17 year-old Jason McElwain had to say afterward:

"I ended my career on the right note. I was really hotter than a pistol!"

The kid is normally the manager of the team but the coach gave him a chance to play since it was their last home game and they were up big. McElwain, who's 5'6", hoisted his first three and missed it by six feet. Then he blew a layup before making six of his next nine threes and being carried around the court by a crowd of his peers chanting "J-MAC!" and holding up signs with his face on them. I'm not sure how you top a story like this.

 J-Mac, held high, waits for his movie money



Written by dcsportsguy Blog about this entry
This entry has 1 comments: (Add your own)
  • #1 Comment from monponsett 
    2/25/06 12:01 AM Permalink
    I had an autistic kid on a team I coached once, and a bench-clearer forced me to play him one game. We ended up losing by a lot, but we ended up with the ball out of bounds with like 3 seconds left.

    I stuck everyone down at the wrong end of the court... except for Jonathan, who I put right under the actual basket we planned to shoot at. It fooled everyone, although Johnathan sort of wandered out towards three point land while we were inbounding the ball.

    Johnathan wasn't capable of dribbling (except with food), and he had little concept of what a "good" and "long" shot were. When he caught the ball, he spun and banged in a 25 footer.

    We lost by about 50 points, but we pulled off a classic shot. The kids swarmed Johnathan, and they carried him into Burger King after the game. Feeding 12 kids cost me $70, but it was worth it to see Johnathan wearing one of those silly paper crowns and acting like the cat who got the cream for once in his god-damned autistic life.

    Two other funny things about Johnathan. Once, when our science class was dissecting a shark, Johnathan took the lungs back to his group home. I didn't notice until his program called, asking me why Johnathan had lungs in a pickle jar over his bed. They thought he had murdered a baby.

    The next year, in art class, he made a pretty cool African tribal mask... which he then wore- all day- for like 4 months. This included our field trips and road games. My boss overruled me when I suggested buying it- I even had a fake museum curator routine worked out- though he eventually gave it up, just like she said he would.

    The students used to fear him, in a way that people fear crazy folk... "Aw, sh**... Johnathan's gonna burn his program down."