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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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Dirk Loves Hasselhoff


Unless you're a Mavs fan, Dirk Nowizki should be your favorite player who's not actually on your favorite team. He parties. He ends statements with the phrase "Gong Show." He has got Lush's vote for MVP and the champs on the ropes. And now this. He sings a David Hasselhoff song to himself at the free throw line...

"You just try to relax. There are a lot of things going through your mind. I try to sing sometimes to kind of take the pressure off." Smiling wide and laughing loud, he said the song was David Hasselhoff's "Looking For Freedom," a big hit when he was a kid in Germany."

Listen to a sample. It's fantastic. An upbeat anthem about liberty and a change for the better that we can all get behind. And if it's good enough for Hasselhoff to sing atop the Berlin Wall during the German reunification celebration, damn it, it's good enough to help Dirk shoot 90% from the stripe.

If you're interested, here are the full lyrics. I'd like to think this is the verse Nowitzki sings to himself while slaying the Spurs...

I paid a lotta dues, had plenty to lose
Travelling across the land
Worked on a farm, got some muscle in my arm
But still I’m not a self-made man

I'd also like to believe that this is what Dirk sees when he closes his eyes to go to bed at night. Gong Show.

 Hasselcrotch!

Update: Here's the 'Looking for Freedom' video via Maverick Moneyball.



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  • #5 Comment from treesoup1
    5/19/06 2:49 PM | Permalink
    Now THERE is one word I would have NEVER imagined reading on 'MisterIrrelevant' ... Hasselcrotch ... [sounds like some kind of crochet pattern, who knows, it probably is a fan favorite in retirement communities!]

    lol.

    Whoever made that animated picture has some hidden issues to resolve.
  • #4 Comment from rebelk9
    5/19/06 2:21 PM | Permalink
    long live the reggie cleveland all stars
  • #3 Comment from lrpatton
    5/17/06 3:21 PM | Permalink
    Get used to seeing alot more of the Dirk man....

    Especially when the mavs take down the cry babies from San Antonio....

    Go Mavs!

    LewP
  • #2 Comment from knemeth00
    5/17/06 3:18 PM | Permalink
    Seriously, take that picture down. I know it is a digital pic of the poster on your wall, but come on man ... my eyes are bleeding.
    http://journals.aol.com/knemeth00/TheLushFactor/
  • #1 Comment from monponsett
    5/17/06 1:50 PM | Permalink
    If the Nazis had won WWII, Hasselhoff would only be more powerful now.