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This story deserves to be highlighted -- and already has been in blogs such as Deadspin, Red Reporter and Can't Stop the Bleeding -- above any Barry Bonds talk or NBA Playoff discussion. An Astros fan claims that a Houston police officer and two women were making sweet, sweet love in a Minute Maid Park unisex bathroom following Sunday's game against the Rangers...

"A fan with a young child told police he walked in and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter.  Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help. It turns out, sources said, the women were the lieutenant’s wife and his wife’s female friend."

Oh, they were being attacked alright... sorry. There are no criminal charges at this time, and the officer, Jeffrey Olesen, will probably end up throwing out the first pitch before their next homestand, or at least he should if they want to get a rise out of the Houston faithful.

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• #5 Comment from ralphgmiami 
  5/27/06 2:54 PM | Permalink

  Now I know where rednecks take their women to get intimate, the bathroom? Did they have a romantic dinner at roadkill cafe? Why didn't they have their intimate get together at their trailer at the trailer park? That's where trailer trash usually go. You know the redneck motto if it ain't rocking don't go knocking. Why at a baseball game? Was there no rodeo or NASCAR in town? How about a Dallas Cowboy football game? Was the officer and his wife hooking up with a female friend who was also their cousin? Did they learn a new position from the number one redneck porno, deliverance? In deliverance it was a mountain man getting intimate with Ned Beatty. Did they get the gender mixed up. Was she also the size of a pig wearing bike short? On the area they made love, the restroom floor, who got to sit(instead of lay) on the wet spot? Did they use the other redneck position, the one they learn from the mechanical bull? If they had any tatoos, were they like NASCAR, you know Penzoil or Quaker State? It goes to show the area. If it were in Miami, it would be some foreign Spanish speaking only Telemundo or Univision JLo surgery enhance big butt but little boobs bleach blonde too much makeup to make her look like a transvestite soap opera actress getting intimate with some greasy haired, Antonio Banderas, Ricky Martin or Enrique Iglesias look alike bisexual pretty boy with the tight shirt, tight pants and golden chains. They would apologize in Spanish saying that no one comes to Marlins games anyway. They would then add that they are going to have a revolucion and make Spanish the language of the land and not English, calling us Gringos. lol
• #4 Comment from monponsett 
  5/25/06 2:25 PM | Permalink

  Nothing says love like taking your man on a urinal.
• #3 Comment from zachls5 
  5/24/06 9:59 PM | Permalink

  where's the promotion?
  
  by the way, suzanne somers is pretty hot...for an older chick.
  
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• #2 Comment from knemeth00 
  5/24/06 4:03 PM | Permalink

  This cop should get a medal of honor, not be suspended! What an OUTRAGE!
  http://journals.aol.com/knemeth00/TheLushFactor/
• #1 Comment from treesoup1 
  5/24/06 12:24 PM | Permalink

  Fortunately this wasn't a case of Bossom Buddies.