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I'm watching World Cup action and England-Portugal is 0-0 in the second half and Beckham is crying on the sideline and England's best player, Wayne Rooney, goes and stomps on a guy's balls and then pushes Portugal's star, C. Ronaldo, right in front of the ref, earning himself a red card, which means he's gone and England has to play a man down the rest of the game. Here's the ensuing IM conversation between The Mighty MJD and I...

DCSportsGuy [12:19 P.M.]:  wayne rooney is, um, smart.
mjd [12:23 P.M.]:  I'm positive that he can't read.
DCSportsGuy [12:23 P.M.]:  i'd hate to even be in the same pub as that guy. no doubt i'd leave bloodied and without my manhood.
mjd [12:24 P.M.]:  I know, man.  He's an animal.  If he wasn't a player, he'd be the country's top hooligan.

Judging by this Nike ad, MJD's assessment is spot on...

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• #3 Comment from powergoalie14 
  7/2/06 9:55 AM | Permalink

  He's just really weird....and stupid.  I do agree with monponsett. He does.
• #2 Comment from robhwjr 
  7/2/06 12:51 AM | Permalink

  Nike ad is prescient. Rooney will certainly be on the cross for the next 4 years in the tabloids of old Blighty.
  
  Dumbass....
  
  Hunks of the World Cup:
  
  http://wcsn.com/gallery/index.jsp?year=2006&eventId=fifa_hunks_070106
  
  
  Women of the World Cup
  
  http://wcsn.com/gallery/index.jsp?year=2006&eventId=fifa_women_of_wc
  
  -BV
• #1 Comment from monponsett 
  7/1/06 9:57 PM | Permalink

  He looks like a "28 Days Later" background zombie.