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Hearing Tim McCarver butcher the World Series
Arenas Has a Blog Which Should Be Read
A new site called Bullets Fever brought this to my attention a few nights back, but I was just reminded of it when stopping by Wizznutzz for my regular checkup: Agent Zero is keeping a blog on NBA.com during this season, which he has dubbed "The Takeover." Here's but one snippet from this miracle of a web page, a post titled 'How I Got That Maybach 57':
"It was LeBron’s guy in Cleveland. These guys, Larry Hughes, Damon Jones, Donyell Marshall, they got me to this guy. I seen their car and I asked about it, you know, just to ask. They was like, "You know, the guy, he can give you a heck of a deal." So I called the guy and we had a little brief conversation and he said, “I have a 1-of-1.” And I was like, "Wow. All right, I’ll take it."
Brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, that it forced Wizznutzz to share many "incites" and even create a terrific movie poster of sorts...
My favorite bit of the Wizznutzz post (aside from that poster), which you need to read if you feel like laughing your ass off, is this:
"Our lives changed forever when we fell in love with Gilbert Arenas and we fall harder than Wes Unseld in a Jet Blue toilet and we decide to devote rest of our days to promoting and spreading the gospel of all things AGENT ZERO."
The rest, as they say, is history.
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