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6:20:00 PM EST
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Introducing Dem Heizman Boyz


NBA FanHouse's lovely and talented Miss Gossip drops the email of the day on my lonesome crowded inbox:

"don't lie Jamie, you were out in the club last night trying to do da heizman on dat ho, weren't you?"

What exactly is "da Heizman on dat ho," you ask? I was wondering the same thing, until I followed Gossip's link and found this sparkling jewel:

That right there is six kids in an Albany State (Ga.) dorm room deep in the Dirty South showing off a dance that will inevitably sweep the nation via YouTube and MySpace. Really, it's a brilliant nugget of technological pop perfection that's already being performed by marching bands (2:40 mark) and imitated by girls in football jerseys.

The song is catchy, the steps are simple and I'm betting it gets to Columbus, Ohio in time for Troy Smith to pull da Heizman on dat ho during the BCS Championship. Of course, if Reggie Bush's people are savvy enough, they'll have him break it out next Sunday in the Superdome vs. the Skins.

It's Your Chance to Do the Heisman Dance [FanHouse]
The Dance Craze That's Sweeping the Nation [Deadspin]
I, Too, Would Like to Perform the Heizman [With Leather]
Hip-HopOde to the Double [The Itch]



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  • #5 Comment from lacedrya 
    4/22/07 12:28 PM Permalink
    Main...ats the shyt in da Motherfuckin M-Town{MEmphHis}....Fuck da JuKE YA BOy n wiipe me own...Its all about da motherfuckin heizmen dance....Holla at cha gurl...


    ~~~~~~~~~`Do Da Heizmen on Dem Hoez~~~~~~~~
  • #4 Comment from barneyisgreat 
    1/16/07 6:54 PM Permalink
    HOW DO YOU DO THAT ON A HOEEEE NIGGUHH?
  • #3 Comment from monponsett 
    12/11/06 11:18 PM Permalink
    This may be Massachusetts-specific slang... but "the Heisman" is generally used to symbolize getting rejected by a girl.... as in, "I tried to pick her up, but she gave me the Heisman."

    If somebody asks him what the Heisman is, the recipient will then point one knee up, while thrusting out the stiff arm... replicating both the statue's pose and the girl making him talk to the hand.

    Again... this may be local patois. I will add that black kids use it all the time up here. It's ghetto-fabulous!
  • #2 Comment from bullmaccarthy 
    12/11/06 9:43 PM Permalink
    ok, but seriously, Dane was doing that dance as a JV cornerback for GBurg high!  Also, any shot at the next guy in our group who gets married....has the DJ play that song?  I'm practicing just in case!

    Bull
  • #1 Comment from missgossipnba 
    12/11/06 6:48 PM Permalink
    Jamie, you're the thouroughest white boy I know.