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Watch Soccer Players Bitchslap Each Other
Everyone knows my brother and I share a brain with (he's the funny one, I'm not), but With Leather's Matt Ufford has invaded our headspace. Yesterday I posted about the gayest sport ever, and he picked it up. Then he posted my "Scarlett Johansson" sighting, and I picked it up. And now he posts video of two soccer players fighting like girls, and this must be shown here as well ...
The surprise here is that the first punch is a good one (even if it did follow the most sensual headbutt ever seen), but the ensuing melee is a whirlwindmill of open-handed slaps confirming what we've known all along about soccer ... It's just not as manly as other sports where guys hit and run.
Bonus: Don't miss Ufford's 'Josh Brown vs. Tony Romo: The Battle for Carrie Underwood' post. The comments are the best part. Here's my favorite ...
Somebody really screwed up writing this blog.Portraing Carrie Underwood as something hanging in a meat locker? Man this is Americas idol not something to be hung out there with all the trash in yours or anybody elses mind.Jessica Simpson,Brittany Spears maybe not Carrie. NEXT TIME THINK BEFORE YOU BLOG!!!!!!!!
I WILLNOT STAND IDLY BY WHILE YOU TARNISH THE IMAGE OF AMERICAN IDOL!! LOUD NOISES!!!
Obviously I'm making fun of this person who uses excessive caps lock and exclamation points, but at least we can agree about never tarnishing the image of American Idol. Loud noises.
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I have a confession, Jamie: that last line was added by me.
I have a bad habit of editing the stupid people's comments. It's why so many people admit to having small genitalia when they comment on my posts. Am I fired? -
If that comment is sarcastic it's one of the all-time great comedic performances.
And I really need to brush up on my Anchorman references. -
I'm pretty sure the person who left that great comment on the Carrie Underwood post was being completely scarastic. The Anchorman reference of "loud noises" is great.
1/10/07 8:42 AM