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Fact: 'Tim Tebow Can Divide by Zero'
No, this is not just an excuse to post the photo of Florida's new QB1 and a random with crazy breasts. It's to alert you of the new site Tim Tebow Facts (via The Wizard of Odds), where you can learn things like ...
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.Tim Tebow has counted to infinity.... twice.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Tim Tebow smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Of course, this is inspired by (and not as funny as) The Chuck Norris Facts, but Norris never won a national championship as a freshman while making the rest of the SEC quiver at the thought of a multipurpose colossus coming at them for three more years.
And if you've seen that photo before, it's probably because Barstool Sports posted it a few months back and it became burned into your memory after making the rounds here, here, here, etc. etc.
Update: In an attempt to reveal the true identity of the "random with crazy breasts" (others have claimed she's Tebow's girlfriend), I went to the foremost authority on Florida football, Every Day Should Be Saturday ...
"I've heard everything but facts about that picture. Most persistent is that the boobs in question belong to a cousin of his. Personally, I believe they are only big because they're sitting next to Tim Tebow. The rest of the time they're a nice healthy B cup."
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Those are 34 Cs... trust me, I am a breast connoisseur. Push-up bras can make any jugs look like Ds.
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She has to be related to him, otherwise there is no excuse for not going motorboatin'.
3/29/07 3:03 PM